Amy Rachel Parker

5ft2, unbrushed and blonde.

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

Ada Violet is 1 whole year on Monday and I wrote this about being a crackers enough Mother to throw a 1 year old a birthday party she is oblivious to #parenthack #prematurebaby #28weeks #firstbirthday https://t.co/N2c7Zw4MtP

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

Night driving is what is happening right now. 😴👶🏼🍼 #icantgetnosleep #MummyDiaries #Parenthood

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

A post-GBBO bite for you. Are my baby & I developing at the rate of other babies & their parents - a constant worry not specific to parents of prem babies. Hardly a ‘mum blogger’ but here I am, mlogging.
#prematurebaby #newmum #parenthood #mumblog #28weeks
https://t.co/XasoZKslSY

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

@xlozzabloomx ASOS 4evs ✌🏼#onlinetakeover

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

Why are ‘Mom’ jeans called ‘Mom’ jeans? With their straight leg and slim high-waist; I’m a ‘Mom’ now and they don’t fit, so...? #topshop #newmum

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

@TommyLanc @thismorning Thou ist forgiven, and all quarrels and strife ist buried. ✌🏼

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

How about firstly stopping gypos & pikeys from parking in public areas such as parks, village greens, road junctions? #travellers #illegalparking #parkinghell #cars #TalkingPoint #ThisMorning @thismorning

[This Morning @thismorning]

How far would you go to reserve a parking spot outside your house? With police informing some Swansea residents that they can't reserve spaces for their cars, do you think you should be entitled to at least one parking space per home? 🚗

#TalkingPoint @EamonnHolmes @RuthieeL

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

@TommyLanc @thismorning Fuck. I thought my English and punctuation would have thrown you off the scent. #fuckthesystem

[Thomas. @TommyLanc]

@AmyyPea @thismorning Hi Tommy Robinson, I know you’ve hacked this account and I will be reporting.

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

Stooooppppp, the break-up has been hard enough #loveisand #breakup #heartbreak #itsnotyouitsme

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

Want to see what our Islanders have been up to since leaving the villa? #LoveIslandReunion is back on @itv2 this Sunday at 9pm!

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

@xlozzabloomx “...yet” - don’t forget the “yet” #loveisland

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

#Channel4 #Dispatches #BreastfeedingUncovered - A report on a minority in today’s society; those who shame others for breastfeeding in public, compared to the larger percentage of people shaming those who physically CAN’T breastfeed. Different angle needed? #newmum #premature

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

1. How we felt last night about getting up on a Monday morning, walking to Thorpe Willoughby, and joining ‘Mums get fit’ for circuits.

2. How we felt after getting up on a Monday… https://t.co/qBTMc8E4zT

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

Cos it’s a small world ✌🏼 https://t.co/7iuGzShM4C

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Start by helping a person close to your heart. The help you give will go all over the world and help others to help the ones they love.

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

In this context, “smug” means “fucking hot and happy”. Take it. #loveisland

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

Soooo other than an annoying AF puppet pillock , what is a ‘Basil Brush’? #loveisland #boomboom

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

Megan’s embarrassed about her PAST? What about her PRESENT subscription only stripping fan page then? #Loveisland

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

What is the difference between Rita Ora and Pixie Lott? (Not a joke - serious question)
#music #brits #blonde #TheVoiceKidsUK #xfactoruk #boreoff

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

How did Alex wangle 8 weeks off work? Not just “work” though, like, A&E doctor kind of work. I shuffled papers for a living, and I had to have a baby to get that kind of time off! #loveisland

[Amy Rachel Parker @AmyyPea]

Georgia thinking that she can still crack on with Sam even though she’ll be coupled up with someone else, and the #loveisland gods have forbidden it? This isn’t Swingers Island, amirite?