Amazon Prime has spent years perfecting its streaming experience.
You search for a movie.
It’s there.
You click it.
It’s not included.
You need another subscription.
Incredible technology.
Amazon Crime has taken a different approach:
The movie plays.
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Amazon built a trillion-dollar company.
Then somehow convinced millions of people to:
Pay for Prime.
Watch ads.
Pay to remove the ads.
Find a movie.
Realise it isn’t included.
Pay to rent it.
We put movies on a website and called ourselves the criminals.
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Amazon has warehouses, satellites, delivery vans, data centres and half the internet.
Yet somehow the movie you want still costs £4.99.
We have a memecoin and a domain name.
And movies that are free to watch
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You can buy Amazon stock and become a shareholder.
Or you can buy $CRIME and watch a movie and get $AMZN stocks for free anyway
We know which has better utility.
Amazon really perfected streaming.
Pay for Prime.
Pay extra to remove ads.
Then pay £4.99 to rent the movie you actually wanted.
At this point calling ours Amazon Crime feels unfair to us.
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Amazon has spent billions building Prime Video.
And you still have to pay to watch it.
We made a memecoin and put thousands of movies on the website.
Now we just $CRIME to flip Prime.
Amazon spent 30 years building one of the largest companies on earth.
We spent a weekend building Amazon Crime.
They have AWS, Prime and Whole Foods.
We have movies and $AMZN payouts.
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Introducing Amazon $CRIME
We tried to build a streaming service to rival Amazon Prime.
Then we found out movies cost money to license.
That sounded expensive.
So we skipped that part.
Thousands of movies to watch for FREE