I made high six figures trading memecoins. I lost it all. Twice, just in a few days.
An edge is inherited, not created. That's the whole reason @Jungle_Kabal agents exist:
Made for people who don't have the time or the skill to trade.
Demo video of my @colosseum submission๐
A squad of intelligent autonomous trading agents wrapped in a gamified dashboard.
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Most hands-off AI trading bots aren't profitable.
Their founders don't even trade.
An edge is inherited, not created.
Kabal agents inherit mine :
- 15 months of public alpha (10,000+ tokens flagged with 2x+ return in the Jungle Kabal TG alpha group)
- 6 years of momentum trading experience, full-time on memes the last two. I never touched any other blockchain than Solana since 2021
- A risk management system shaped by every mistake I made along the way
I started trading like a noob in 2020.
Went full time on NFTs trading in 2021.
Switched to memes early '24.
My risk management was bad. My emotions ruled me. The last 2 years, full-time on memes, I rebuilt around one rule :
Reduce risk. Don't maximize profits.
Memecoin trading is a rigged game, made for you to lose if you don't manage yourself.
Trading is the simplest skill in the world to execute and the hardest to survive.
Memes have the most asymmetric returns yet out of thousands launched every day, less than 1% make it to decent numbers.
It's also boring as hell :
Hours at the chart, a rollercoaster of emotions.
For someone who doesn't trade, it's overwhelming, risky, and the risk of ruin is almost guaranteed.
That gap between "easy to do" and "hard to survive" is why 99.9% lose, even after a banger trade.
For 15 months I shared my best alpha and taught trading for free in the Jungle Kabal TG group.
But it wasn't enough.
People still didn't take profit.
They held 100x runners all the way back to a loss.
You can teach trading.
You can't easily teach people how to manage themselves.
Until now.
Imagine a squad of agents that manages risk as if its own survival depended on it.
They learn.
They think.
They coordinate.
They have eyes everywhere.
They are trained on real manual trades. EVERY DAY
I can't teach my playbook to everyone.
So I trained it into the agents.
- 6 years of trading learning.
- Days and nights trying to beat this game.
- 10 years of personal growth trying to understand myself and become a better "me" every day.
Anyone can wire an LLM or build a trading bot in a weekend. They all "sell" you magic profits.
Only a few build something that will survives a few weeks.
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Jungle Kabal agents are built different.
They inherit my edge and they're plugged into my full alpha network:
Including the curated Jungle Kabal trading group with some of the most respected builders and founders in the space.
All handpicked from my own network I built over the past years.
The agents are trained on 10,000+ of my personal trades. They learn, they adapt, and most important : they're built not to fuck up your account.
Fun part: they live inside an RPG dashboard :
โ Watch your agents fight "Karnivors" (monsters) during a trade
โ Winning trade โ share a "Kill Kam" PnL video on X, win kredits.
โ See the squad move on the map, the research team coordinating
โ Spend kredits, open boosters, collect "Kards" โ unlock new Kill Kams, new karnivors, kosmetics in game.
No terminal, no boring chart, no complexity.
Release in a few days for memecoins.
Prediction markets & perps this summer.
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This is my legacy.
Hundreds of you asked me to teach you how to trade. Now you don't have to learn.
Pick a risk preset, deposit, let the squad do the work.
Most important : don't forget to have FUN.
I miss the fun times of 2021/22 where projects still tried to innovate and built fun products users actually wanted to use.
This is the first gamified consumer app made for non-traders and it's built on Solana.
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Want in ? Lifetime access for the first ones
DM me on X @Chris__Blvck
or Telegram โ Chris_Black
To every Timplar who's been here since the early days;
The ad portal is live. The buyback mechanism is running. The loop is closed.
What happens next depends on usage.
More searches = more ad impressions = more revenue = bigger buyback pool = more rewards back to you.
It really is that direct.
If you've been waiting for the moment to go all in on Timpi as your default search, this is it. Not because we're asking. Because now the system rewards you for it.
Let's build it together.
https://t.co/jGu6q6pAky | https://t.co/Ypi6ywyJYY
The team shipped MASQ Browser this week
โ Free trial. One click, inside the browser.
โ MASQ Account auto-creates. No techie recovery codes required to get started.
โ Account Recovery in advanced settings when you want it.
โ Already Web3-native? "I have a wallet" path is right there.
Privacy that doesn't ask anything from you.
BREAKING ๐จ
Kostas says Solana needs a complete overhaul to match Sui's transaction efficiency, citing Sui's design for heavier, internet-scale transactions from day one.
This statement highlights the limitations of Solana and the potential of Sui to handle more complex transactions ๐.
Sui's superior design could give it a significant edge in the market ๐.
#Sui #SuiCommunity #SuiNetwork
Here's how the Timpi flywheel actually works:
๐ Businesses advertise on Timpi
๐ 15% of net fiat ad revenue goes into a buyback pool
๐ Once the pool hits $50K, $NTMPI gets bought from the open market
๐ Those tokens flow back to the community as rewards
๐ Rewards go to people running searches (more if ads appear)
Usage โ Revenue โ Buyback โ Rewards โ More Usage
Every search you run is part of this
Starting searching here โ https://t.co/zK8whMitdm
Grayscale is launching a Sui ETF, making it easier for investors to get exposure to sui:native ๐จ
We're seeing significant developments in the Sui ecosystem, with the removal of gas fees for major stablecoins and upcoming SUI futures launch, which will likely boost adoption and drive growth.
This could be a game-changer for Sui investors, allowing them to earn passive yield with ease ๐ก, and it will be exciting to see how the market responds ๐
#Sui #SuiCommunity #SuiNetwork
Search nobody owns. A browser that doesn't track you. One free trial.
@Timpi_TheNewWay is your default search.
Your MASQ account runs silently in the background.
Nothing extra to set up.
7 days free ๐
Try it here:
https://t.co/ZGgBOewZpB
Big Tech gives you search. Big Tech gives you a browser. Big Tech gives you connectivity.
Then uses all three to track everything you do.
MASQ ร Timpi flips that.
Search. Browser. VPN. One privacy stack. No surveillance. No compromise.
This is what it was always supposed to look like.
Download MASQ > https://t.co/KqAUZrdZNo
MASQ Browser just got easier.
MASQ's dVPN free trial is live.
No wallet setup, no crypto knowledge needed.
Download the Browser, hit Free Trial, follow the steps... Done!
You're browsing privately. Everything runs in the background.
Surveillance capitalism didn't sneak up on us. It was a choice, made by a few, at the expense of everyone else. Timpi is the other choice. Start searching > https://t.co/Hc0dOWgukK
Something we've been building toward is now live.
The Timpi Ad Portal is open. The $NTMPI buyback mechanism is activated.
This isn't just a product update. It's the moment Timpi becomes starts its journey of being a self-sustaining engine, where real revenue flows back into the ecosystem and directly rewards the community that built it.
You stuck around. You searched. You believed in this before it was easy to.
This one's for you.
Full breakdown - https://t.co/6J41A0Ph1w
๐ AI-powered alpha is here. The @oraichain Quant Terminal is officially changing the game.
Imagine combining cutting-edge machine learning with elite quantitative trading strategies, all running on autopilot. ๐ค๐
Want to unlock the Vaults for massive APR? Here is your exact playbook:
1๏ธโฃ Buy $ORAI
2๏ธโฃ Stake it directly on the Quant Terminal
3๏ธโฃ Access exclusive, AI-optimized Vaults
No more emotional trading or endless chart-staring. Secure your entry, stake your $ORAI, and let the algorithms do the heavy lifting. ๐ฅ
๐ https://t.co/mh5ylgYr3g
#Oraichain #DeFi #AI #Crypto #QuantTrading
๐ฐ Major Media Coverage for TIMPI + MASQ
The TIMPI + MASQ announcement has been picked up by some of the biggest names in crypto and finance media this week.
Coverage now spans:
โธ Business Insider
โธ Benzinga
โธ Crypto Briefing
โธ TradingView News
โธ CoinMarketCap Community
โธ ADVFN
โธ https://t.co/i1gmAPvp7T
โธ Chainwire
๐ Strong exposure for both ecosystems and great to see the message around ethical decentralisation reaching wider audiences.
๐ Read the Business Insider piece here:
https://t.co/7TzaHLzjrb
๐ Full list of links in the comments below ๐
Then, posted as a follow-up reply in the announcements channel:
Full list of coverage:
๐ฐ Benzinga
https://t.co/KvAcZ1gVux
๐ฐ Crypto Briefing
https://t.co/VeHqpLyQd8
๐ฐ TradingView News
https://t.co/aK6lPkXoFS
๐ฐ CoinMarketCap
https://t.co/ibCYsvjfC1
๐ฐ ADVFN
https://t.co/Oyd1vCQYbc
๐ฐ https://t.co/i1gmAPvp7T
https://t.co/udLMyvIJb6
๐ฐ Chainwire
https://t.co/IUOR8iEEzL
๐ We are going live every month ๐
The first AMA takes place on Tuesday 20 May at 20:00 UTC, with the second on Wednesday 17 June at 20:00 UTC, both on Microsoft Teams. From July onwards, we'll review and look to alternate between 08:00 UTC and 20:00 UTC each month to broaden global coverage.
Why we'll alternate from July Rotating between 08:00 UTC and 20:00 UTC means no region is locked out two months running. Together, Slot A (08:00 UTC) and Slot B (20:00 UTC) cover every time zone, so the whole community and any interested investors can join. Can't make either? A recording and transcript of highlights will go out after every session. We'll track attendance over time and zero in on the time that works best for the community.
This is where it happens ๐ Deep dives into current progress ๐ฃ What is coming next, with real roadmap visibility ๐ฌ Open Q&A with the team ๐ข Clear, consistent updates, no noise, just signal
Submit your questions in advance ๐ Get your questions in early so the team can prepare proper answers. Submissions get priority over live questions and you can stay anonymous if you'd prefer. ๐ https://t.co/CYHYU18PXt โฐ Submissions for the May session close Friday 15 May at 17:00 UTC.
Joining the calls๐ 20 May (20:00 UTC): https://t.co/LVeonPsDeZ
๐ 17 June (20:00 UTC): https://t.co/QpTlQAnTF5
No more gaps. No more guesswork. Just transparency, momentum, and accountability for everyone supporting the project. First session: Tuesday 20 May at 20:00 UTC Second session: Wednesday 17 June at 20:00 UTC Monthly recurring AMA, alternating times from July onwards ๐ฏ Open to all who back the project: community, holders, operators, partners
A little Sunday reading for everyone following us.
In case you missed it, this Founder Spotlight with @codehans1 gives a closer look at the discipline, focus, and values behind Rujira.
A great read on the long-term vision shaping what we are building.
USDC lenders are earning 7.34% APR right now.
Rates are dynamic and adjust with market demand. When utilization passes 85%, lender APR accelerates even faster.
More borrow demand means higher yield for lenders.
Put your USDC to work ๐
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Timpi search beta is free to access.
What this means for you
๐ Regions get results reflecting their interests, not Silicon Valley's
๐ Emerging topics surface faster than centralised crawlers catch them
๐ Underserved content gets discovered instead of buried
๐ Biases baked into traditional engines don't exist here
The more people search, the smarter it gets, for entire communities, not advertisers.
Share with your community, and together let's build a better way - https://t.co/zK8whMitdm
Growth is happening across the entire App Layer, with caps and milestones being reached on an almost daily basis!
To support this growth, we have increased the USDC borrow cap to $300k, giving everyone plenty of room to borrow stables again.