American made. | NOT @WWEGable

A ring-master who has everything to gain & nothing to lose between the ropes. Pipe down & take notes—the Alpha knows best. • @WWEGable parody.

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

ugh…

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

Locker room stud.

[Smile while you can. ☻ NOT @OfficialEGO @UltimateEgoTrip]

Chad Gable had every opportunity to walk into that ring and prove me wrong. And for a moment, I’ll admit, I was almost impressed.

Almost.

But when the dust settled, when the referee counted to three, there was only one man standing as the Intercontinental Champion.

ME.

[Smile while you can. ☻ NOT @OfficialEGO @UltimateEgoTrip]

You surrounded yourself with masked men, played the role of the courageous little underdog, and convinced everybody that you were some kind of noble champion. Meanwhile, I was the one actually chasing greatness. And look where that got me.

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

@StrikesOfSteel I will… yes sir. 😵‍💫

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

Hit after hit.

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

I know where you’re looking.

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

Never forget the wins.

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

Never give up.

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

Can’t win them all…

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

On a level of my own.

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

Number one, baby!

[American made. | NOT @WWEGable @AnAlphaToAll]

ugh…

[My shiny teeth and me. ξ NOT @OfficialEgo @GrinForTheWin]

Especially no guilt about winning.

[My shiny teeth and me. ξ NOT @OfficialEgo @GrinForTheWin]

Chad Gable is handing out title shot after title shot to all these luchadors that, if my memory serves me correctly, he spent all of last year bullying and making a mockery of.

Some would say the title shots are a form of guilt. But see me? I have no guilt about anything.