Stutterin' Bill Self

Uh uh uh uh...this is the (fake) Bill Self account. And and and and we just gotta make shots (read tweets in twang). #kubball

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

Terrific. Just terrific.

[Jayhawk Talk @JayhawkTalk]

NEW POD IS UP! EPISODE 152 - WELCOME TO MARCH.

🏀Talking KSU (for like a minute, because why)
🏀Looking forward to TCU/Tech
🏀Big 12 Race (Thanks 'frogs)
🏀Senior Night
🏀DOKE vs. DOK (?)
🏀Bracketology choices

iTunes: https://t.co/AsVcJ9V51w

Podbean: https://t.co/9Sauzh7T2K

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

RIP to a legend in broadcasting, and a Kansas icon, the great Max Falkenstein. 95 impactful years of kindness, class and dignity. What an amazing pro. Rest In Peace, Max.

[Jayhawk Talk @JayhawkTalk]

NEW PODCAST IS UP - Episode 139 - "Smacker Miles Joins the Podcast"

Great chat with the one and only @SmackerMiles about @CoachLesMiles and the family's decision to come to Kansas. Thanks for joining us, Smacker!

iTunes: https://t.co/R98SjO1Z7d

Podbean: https://t.co/d7cjGHXdMB

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

Terrific. https://t.co/Ja7xhn0juS

[Jeff Long @jefflong21]

I am very proud to announce I am the newest member of the @KUAthletics family! Incredibly honored to join Chancellor Girod’s leadership Team at KU and look forward to working with the talented student-athletes, coaches and staff in Jayhawk Athletics! Rock Chalk!!!

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

I told the fellas I said fellas let’s go win one tonight and and and they said Coach we agree. And and and then I said, I told em, terrific. Just terrific. And and and fabulous. If I’m not mistaken.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

TERRIFIC JUST TERRIFIC AND AND AND FABULOUS BUT ALSO TERRIFIC AND FABULOUS IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so I told the guys I said fellas let’s go win one tonight. And and and if I’m not mistaken they said coach we agree. Which I told the fellas was terrific. Just terrific.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

BUT BUT BUT WE ARE NOT GONNA LOSE THIS GAME. I TOLD THE FELLAS THAT. I SAID FELLAS WE UH UH UH AREN’T GONNA LOSE THIS GAME. BECAUSE WE ARE GONNA GUARD SOMEBODY. AND AND AND WE ARE GONNA MAKE SHOTS. AND AND AND THEN WE ARE GETTIN GUANA DIP DRUNK WITH SPANK.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

I TOLD THE FELLAS, I SAID FELLAS WE ARE SOFT. TOO SOFT. BUT BUT BUT UH UH UH WE DONT HAVE TO STAY SOFT. WE CAN GET HARD. WITH, YOU KNOW, PRACTICE. AND SOME CONTROL. AND AND AND SOME STIMULATION OR WHAT HAVE YOU. TERRIFIC.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

SO SO SO I UHHH UHHH KNOW WHAT THIS TEAM NEEDS. IT NEEDS TO UHH UHH GET ITS HEAD OUT OF ITS YOU KNOW WHAT AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE. AND AND AND WE GOTTA GUARD SOMEBODY.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

So so so anyone know where a fella can get some ‘guana dip in Chicago? Because ‘guana dip is great. Just terrific. But but uh uh Spank — he ain’t answering his phone.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

I told our guys I said fellas, we got that one tonight but uh uh uh we gotta make more shots. But but we will take it. Terrific.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

SO SO SO UH UH UH BUT BUT BUT AND AND AND SO SO SO UH UH UH BUT BUT BUT AND AND AND SO SO SO UH UH UH BUT BUT BUT AND AND AND SO SO SO UH UH UH BUT BUT BUT AND AND AND SO SO SO UH UH UH BUT BUT BUT AND AND AND SO SO SO UH UH UH BUT BUT BUT AND AND AND SO SO SO UH UH

TERRIFIC.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

<HAND OVER MOUTH TWEET>

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

UH UH UH OUR FELLAS ARE NOT GONNA LIKE ME AT HALF VERY MUCH. WE GOTTA GUARD SOMEBODY. NOT TERRIFIC. NOT TERRIFIC AT ALL.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

<COVERED MOUTH TWEET>

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

We just gotta guard somebody.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

I told the fellas, I said fellas, we gotta get a rebound. And and and we gotta guard somebody. And they agreed. Which is terrific.

[Stutterin' Bill Self @AnAnAndBillSelf]

I TOLD THE FELLAS I SAID FELLAS TAKE YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR UH UH UH YOU KNOW WHATS AND GO OUT THERE AND AND MAKE SOME SHOTS.

TERRIFIC.