AnAndyInAMillion

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@Ashleyo4h Mind your own damn business? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@prettymichaelax Pleasantly plump. How about that?

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@ojessie__ I’d call her, “wife” if she’d want me to.

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@oelma__ A hot pothead.

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@oelma__ Toast the bread.

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@lexafutrell23 Falsehoods!

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@danileightweets They seem restricting.

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@arvebrinks Like you could kick my ass.

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@itsme_dakota Nope! You better take it off.

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@povjudyx Eating cake in bed could lead to crumbs. Crumbs could lead to ants. I guess I’m willing to take my chances.

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@ProFanLogan Go Colts!

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@lexafutrell23 There is zero chance of you actually DMing me but I’m going to like it anyway. Only cuz you’re kinda cute. Let’s see how this goes.

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@yourfavp4wg No, no, nope. Definitely not true. Please don’t even attempt to post 6 to 700 more pictures of your butt. Please, I’m begging you. 😏

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@sxyy_madison You don’t know me.

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@MarryMarry76994 Nope.

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@Carolin120333 Nice tats.

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@HollyWalse27698 You’re pretty hot.

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@daintylilsole My pool is cooler than yours. Colder too since I’m just filling it up.

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@__ChrisCote your dad should definitely extend his catchphrase list by 1 just to include a line from Hee-Man since Zas loves it so much. “Give em head, Ram Man.” Then claim Greg always used to say that to you watching you play football as a kid. Wear a helmet and act it out. Haha

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It’s such a bummer that lighting off fireworks in Iowa ended until December when the ban gets lifted for a few days up until New Year’s Eve. It’s not going to be as easy to play BOOM Beer Can Bowling in the snow. My neighbors are going to hate me for those few days. I miss it so.