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[An indie role-play blog for Zevran Arainai from Bioware's Dragon Age series]
Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children, when launched at very fast speeds, can kill.
- Not new to RP.
- 18+
- DM for plots!
(It is my fine opinion that if Solas was ever romanced by Fenris or Zevran he'd be:
1) Dead, cause Fuck U and your elite fade elfism
2) Single, cause who tf would want an angry hard boiled egg
@lyriumghosting Ah yes, because great swords are sooo much better to wield. [A light, gremlinish little laughter.] Why don't you show me how to handle one๏ผI am sure you have before, but why not once again, mi amor?
@lyriumghosting Minding /children/? Mi amor, no. I do not raise children, I /train/ children. With a knife, for the most part. Maybe soon enough, the town will be more alarmed by their armed orphans, then they might do something about their homeless problem. If they are not too late, that is.
@lyriumghosting [They are holding hands, and will continue to do so for a little more. Perhaps longer. And let people look, they are two terribly attractive elves.]
How terrible of you to say so! What would the good people of this town do if I started working, hm?
@lyriumghosting [Rolly polly eyes, while he parrots Fenris.] Perfectly normal, says the murder elf with glowing tattoos. I suppose we match that way, wouldn't have it any other way.
And business is slow, people are too moral in these parts, eugh.
@lyriumghosting And /I/ am a murderer, so frankly, it is my humble opinion that you are the one with the odder kink here, no? Masochism is not so frowned upon these days, what with the Goddess being one of its biggest advocates.
@lyriumghosting (Sniggering snicker noises.)
How very coy you have grown. Perhaps you might even use some of these materials on this teacher of yours? Show how the teacher has become the student, or one of those cliche suggestions, yes?