Dean

Some people call me the space cowboy

[blink-182 @blink182]

We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. https://t.co/lJmgXqI4ab

[Dean @AnDeanson]

@davidblattman

[Dean @AnDeanson]

@Zachwirtanen I live for your tweets like this

[Dean @AnDeanson]

Happy birthday to my boi!!!!@JoshuaGreen24

[Dedric Clark @DedricClark]

In college when I was student teaching, I brought my guitar to class and the kids begged me to play “Baby” by Justin Bieber. I looked up the chords and they sang along and were so happy. Made me realize I didn’t like kids. Quit the education program and now I don’t have a job

[OpTic Daltoosh🎒 @daltoosh]

How Northerners are acting towards Texans right now

[Dean @AnDeanson]

@tokenCEO @EKANardini Where can I get that jersey you have on @EKANardini didn’t see it in the store

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

🗣IT’S ALL ABOUT THE HE-SAYS, SHE-SAYS BULLSHIT @bussinwtb (via ig:motorbreath_x)

https://t.co/uxvIQmDdj3

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How it feels when you’re about to be sent to the Gulag @StoolGametime

[🄼🅾︎🅁🅶🄰🅽 @passmorg20]

i'm sorry but this is the tik tok that wins

[Dean @AnDeanson]

If you think you’ve got it bad, the bull on our farm broke his dick recently and I don’t think I could imagine a worse fate

[Dean @AnDeanson]

I’m 27 now and suddenly those Life Alert necklaces look pretty dang fashionable and hella handy

[Dean @AnDeanson]

My dad pulled up nickelback on his phone the other day saying “you gotta watch this” so I thought it was gonna be a funny gif. Nope, just an entire nickelback music video. My dad loves nickelback now and thinks I’m too young to know who they are

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

there are 0 rock songs on this list

[Dean @AnDeanson]

Just woke up from my 2 hour nap so you know I’m ready for anything now. Like going right to bed

[Dean @AnDeanson]

@Fischer3Jake 203 bb 😘 made an insta just to follow you

[Voicesofjake @Fischer3Jake]

I made a stupid TikTok video. (And Insta) RT this and follow me or whatever. Maybe I’ll make more. Voicesofjake

[Dean @AnDeanson]

Can tiktok just die already

[Dean @AnDeanson]

It’s a, sunglasses on cuz everything on my body hurts for unknown reasons, kind of Monday

[Dean @AnDeanson]

Do you remember? #Sept21st