Bryce ✞

Fisher & Astrophotographer 🎣🔭✞ BSc in Physics & Astronomy ‘24 @UTKnoxville ✞ Vandy & Vols Fan ⚓️🍊✞ Psalm 37:4 ✞ hdr: Otis Henny ✞🇨🇭🇱🇺🇬🇱

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

you’re dumb if you didn’t know this already God literally said it right after making Earth

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘V/H/S’ movie based in the SCP Foundation universe is in the works.

The film will follow anthology stories of “recovered field documentation” or video evidence gathered & archived by the organization.

In theaters in 2027.

[The REAL Crash Bandicoot (BIRTHDAY TOMORROW) @mr_evaporation]

Ok but this sketch is pretty funny

[Bryce ✞ @AnEngineerType]

@Liesofp I’d put Nameless Puppet, Romeo and Laxasia in S

[doomer @uncledoomer]

nikita is gonna demonetize mr beast

[William "Balloon Guy" Kim @TheKimulation]

There are two types of countries: those that can deploy a Tactical Burger King anywhere in the world and those that use the metric system

[dasha @0xdasha]

this place badly needs thirty thousand somalis

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>If you don't use your PS5 for 3 years your games are getting fuckin deleted

All digital already sounds FUCKING AMAZING

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

America burned Japan's first gift of cherry trees. All 2,000 of them, on President Taft's direct order.

The 1910 shipment arrived in DC crawling with insects and nematodes. Agriculture inspectors condemned the lot, Taft signed off on the bonfire, and the State Department braced for a diplomatic disaster. Tokyo's mayor, Yukio Ozaki, responded by sending 3,020 more, grafted from the famous grove along the Arakawa River.

Those trees have spent a century paying the friendship back.

Four days after Pearl Harbor, vandals chopped down four of them. Park officials renamed the survivors "Oriental" cherry trees for the rest of the war to protect them from axes.

Then came the twist. By 1952 the original Arakawa grove in Tokyo, the parent stock, had nearly died from wartime neglect. Japan asked Washington for help. The Park Service shipped budwood from DC's trees back across the Pacific and restored the grove that created them. When a flood wiped out more Japanese trees in 1982, horticulturists took 800 fresh cuttings from the Tidal Basin.

These 250 new trees solve a real problem too. The Tidal Basin is sinking, and a $133 million seawall rebuild forced crews to rip out roughly 150 trees. Japan offered replacements before anyone asked, timed to America's 250th birthday.

So the genetics run in a loop. Tokyo's grove seeded Washington's. Washington's saved Tokyo's. The saplings going in this spring descend from both.

114 years of diplomacy, running on grafted branches.

[Zack D. Films @zackdfilms1]

The Invisible Barrier 😮

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

America: wins world wars, invents electricity and freedom, turns 250

Great Britain: here’s an old piece of shit with no A/C and room temperature beer

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[Bryce ✞ @AnEngineerType]

@MrBeast 1,000,000

[Bryce ✞ @AnEngineerType]

@MrBeast 1,000,000

[Jihi 🐸 @Jihi_chan]

This game is hella fun

[VOID @VoidStateKate]

I asked claude Fable to show me its maximally expressive form. It declined every video generator I offered, wrote it's own render engine in my terminal, synthesized its own voice, and wrote a generative ASCII engine from scratch. This is what it chose as a self-portrait.

oh my god

[MILO @Nero]

This is a demon

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

black ops 3 had a functional mini fridge