Nobody

[Nobody @AnHonestNobody]

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@brimshae I have no recollection of recording this at all so it was a pleasant reminder of my past!

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@Newegg I AM A MAN OF MY WORD

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@chonkynatsu okay admittedly I have been out of the twittersphere for awhile but when did you become an actual cage fighter

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@chonkynatsu yes, but we love you for it

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@TanistheGOAT the remainder of lore about vampires could help to account for that; first, we note that vampires are physically quite thin, but they possess incredible strength and recover quickly from all injuries. metabolism gotta be through the roof.

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@Yeefi you think you can just appeal to thirsty motherfuckers on the Internet for money like that?

Venmo, Paypal, Zelle?????

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@chonkynatsu look at this girl out here just bein' stylish and shit

out here making the sunrise jealous

constellations have turned over the world for billions of years and not known such evanescent beauty as this

(hi i like it)

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@PandasAndVidya why am I not surprised you have that exact keyboard

also, hell fucking yes toblerone

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@SeraphOfFire The only person you would hurt is yourself; believe me, I know what isolation can do, and it's no good. If people hate you, that's unfortunate. Ask, "Why?" But answer honestly.

Maybe you don't deserve to be hated. Maybe they're the ones in the wrong.

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@chonkynatsu I come back to this hellsite for five minutes and you're dying? no dying, no dying allowed.

stop dying, dummy!

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@Yeefi oh.

well still do the thing, my encouragement is not JUST for egregious nighttime escapades

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@Yeefi do the thing and then report on the thing, don't be afraid to use the dirty words

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I almost lived with Bvrgy and nobody will ever believe that

(just posting to keep the account alive)

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@sunnydelight because if you drink half your sunnyd you can fill the bottle with vodka and people at work think you're being healthy but you're just increasingly motherfuckin' plastered

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@Yeefi Me: "I haven't opened twitter in months, I wonder what the first thing I'll see is."

Me two seconds ago: "heh"

Was this from a while ago? I feel like you wore that mask a lot back in the day

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Anyway.

I hope you all have good lives.

You deserve that.

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I miss y'all. Specifically, those of you who gave me such comfort when reality was hard. It's better now, which is why I'm not here anymore, not really. I do not have a plan on dipping back in with any regularity. But before I vanish off the face of Earth again...

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As a general life update, I have not been drunk since December. For someone like me, who made being an inveterate booze-hound a part of his personality, that's huge. I am sorry to anyone I insulted or wronged when I was plastered.

I make no excuse. I was wrong, and I apologize.