AB

Builder of stuff, teams, and companies since the year 2000. Optimist looking forward to a Star Trek future.

[AB @AnImmortalHuman]

I’m an engineer. It’s who I am and what I will continue to do when money becomes meaningless.

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@godknowsdgj1 Those better be his cones. I don’t want his fingers all up in my ice cream cones…

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@Rainmaker1973 Hahaha. That’s what she said.

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@Rainmaker1973 I think the drink you’re really looking for is water in glass. Aluminum overexposure, sugar, carbonation, and plastic all cause issues. Who cares that cans have a plastic lining…your bad choice started with Coke.

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@NoContextHumans Normal day in Houston.

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Hate is a strong word. There is nothing I hate more in this world than slimy bottom-feeding scum of the Earth car salesmen.

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@ojessie__ John

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@lik3icar3_1 @Rainmaker1973 I need all… all of my shoes. Take the airbag out. I can’t leave this pair behind. 😂

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@AramintaMooncr1 @Rainmaker1973 Awwe. Well that was nice of you. I feel like we settled this one pretty well out of court. 😂

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@AramintaMooncr1 @Rainmaker1973 Dude - the whole thing is a joke. That “safety feature” isn’t real. My response was a joke. Chill out, Karen.

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@AramintaMooncr1 @Rainmaker1973 Who hurt you?

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@N_and_ni I’ve mastered them all. What non-tech skills do you have to choose from?

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@viralrepos But then the weird aioli and powder heart… So close.

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@aaniVibeTheory Your mom.

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@elonmusk Can I ride on it or…?

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@sophie_launch Sorry, it’s top secret.

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@amazing_physics Obama

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@elonmusk Can I have it or were you gonna go get it?

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@elonmusk And it makes money.