Absolute CREAMER

Great to drink, Hard to pour, Harder to split. Not reading that essay

[Absolute CREAMER @AnOkGuinness]

@vulturetrades I’m in for 10k, let’s ride to 100

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

The East since 2019:

[Absolute CREAMER @AnOkGuinness]

@jelinaangelll @JerrySeinfeld Your a dumb bitch

[Stella @StellaaSports]

Vegetta didn’t know he could go Super Saiyan until he saw Goku do it.

[Rob Anglin @fadelinez_]

It’s nice to see kids aren’t on their phones nowadays! 🙌🏻

[Jim “Hook” Slice @JimHookingSlice]

Respectfully what is going on with these mipples

[Absolute CREAMER @AnOkGuinness]

Free lobster rolls for lunch today #nantucketmaxxing

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

why don't you step in there and show him how it's done then, big dawg

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Boston fans can root for ethical hooper Wemby in the Finals over New York man chills

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I’ll “be quiet” / stop streaming if you “be quiet” and retire let’s give the people what they want

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

SELL THE FUCKING TEAM!

[Kleaver @KleaverSports]

Craig Breslow assembling a Major League Baseball team

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Pirates broadcast did a Masters style intro to perfection

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

50 wins in a gap year ☘️

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

The only people that will have problems with this, never played competitive sports

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

Some intense coaching from Maryland coach Brenda Frese to her star player Oluchi Okananwa 👀

[Bob P. Dubz @DubzBob]

Bartender called me “Big guy”