tony

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Spike @spikesguides]

This is why barely anyone dances at clubs or gets really excited in public or really tries to express themselves other than online.

Some antisocial person with a smart phone is on standby, ready to capitalize on it for clout or a dollars of revenue sharing.

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

Watching The Odyssey the way Nolan intended.

[MT @MT_6226]

This movie is probably the best PR Agamemnon has gotten in the 3000+ years he's been written about.

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

wife has been walking around our apartment mumbling "a face... a fleet... a war... a man... a thought... a trick... a trick to break the walls of Troy..." to herself

[cleon @dragonsnaydra]

odysseus trying to remember his wife’s name on calypso’s island

[✨loraina✨ @_DopeLolo]

I watched The Odyssey for the 2nd time today and I was thinking about that one tweet that said they don’t know what Zeus’ law is bc they didn’t say it in the movie. They literally explain what the law is in the first five minutes lol like literally the first time they mention it.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

My wife hearing the PS5 beep after telling her I have a work deadline to meet

[kaylee ♡ @zany_zeglian]

alternate universe where all humans talk like seals

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

When you ask for the wifi password at your mate’s house

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

It's Always Sunny, Mac sideplot

[Tom @RealTomH]

That sounds a bit like an insult

[6 🇯🇲 @AwinoE5]

Soon as he lands jail

[zoe @gayrdians]

when i fast forward a youtuber’s sponsorship

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“I call it X instead of Twitter”

[Ksy🏆 @ksywilliams21]

"It took months before Arsenal recovered"
Arsenal went on to win 7 games in a row, something man utd haven't done since 2022😂😂

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Colman Domingo goes OFF on Elon Musk over his plans to create a “historically accurate” AI version of The Odyssey 😭👀

“Now Elon Musk is planning to create what he calls a ‘historically accurate’ version of The Odyssey using his Grok AI. And by ‘historically accurate,’ he means whiter than Christmas at Cracker Barrel.”

“You can’t make a historically accurate version of something that is totally made the f*** up. The Odyssey is fiction… like The Hunger Games, or the president’s cognitive exams.”

“Doesn’t Elon Musk have better things to do? Wasn’t this b-tch supposed to be on Mars by now?” 💀

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby