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[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Insane

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Yea sure show me the photo of your dog on your phone. Yes please scroll through 4 years of very private and personal photos and tilt the phone towards me as you look for the photo we discussed. Yes please weirdly make me feel invasive for something you are forcing upon me. Thanks

[Kelly Clarkson @kellyclarkson]

Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.

[Kelly Clarkson @kellyclarkson]

Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎

[hayley🐞 @coffeeandacheck]

what doesn’t kill you ends up in a noah kahan song

[Chukwuebuka @brendan_c_eze]

Old habits die screaming today.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Annual reminder to stop showering today if you’re planning to be me for Halloween

[ma @blswingsmoke]

eu pro cara q eu casei: te amo kk
eu pro joe alwyn: https://t.co/qEbJshmj8k

[Dontmesswithme2001 @rillsrillest]

This bitch singing about ohio

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Family Guy predicted this.

[lole @dltonblvck]

the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now

[miss a bonk @intreesinweeds]

i hate it here secret gardens
so i will go to in my mind

[ana @shivlestat]

joe alwyn how does it feel to be the greatest muse of all time

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

“The taste of me is acquired, but it’s his favourite dish”

[✩ @foreversalways]

if my wife wrote daylight for her ex, enchanted for a fling, and guilty as sin for her situationship but wrote cleveland for me i’d actually kms

[*“Volk” intensifies* @TinctureDrone]

diverting Taylor Swift's car to Aaron Dessner's house

[victoria ✄ @swiftstpds]

taylor swift you’ve written some of the best bridges in lyrical history i know you’re in there somewhere come back to us please