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(She/Her)
Slow-motion Train Wreck in all life aspects including gaming and streaming 🔥🚂🔥
Variety streamer and haver of many opinions

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@Clappy191 Works on you and the puppies

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@Jon__Bradley just saw the kings have announced a Social Producer role, and I should be the person you put in it! Can I buy you a drink after the game? Would love some advice on how I could stand out.

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@Clappy191 HOLY OH MY GOD

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Dear @MildHighClub it’s driving me NUTS! I need to know what you’re sampling at 2:36 in the song Skiptracing PLEASE! 😭

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Never been particularly into blond men just in general……… BUT ALEX WINTER IN THE LOST BOYS THOUGH!? Since I was 10, and still now 😮‍💨

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Okay, but the way Travis Kelce was looking at Taylor though… like, this man is DETERMINED not to fumble this one like the other guys did

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Ariana Grande really wrote Thank You, Next and just stayed grateful huh?

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I keep thinking the new Twitter logo is a Savage X Fenty app on my phone lol

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You think Freddie Prinze Jr has always been saying “dawg” or it stuck after Scooby Doo?

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Thanks to gaming and the internet, I can truthfully say that tonight I helped my rp character’s rat love interest get a prostitution charge with his American flag clad clown bodyguard so they could get crime bingo.
#nopixelgreen

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The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

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Just learned that The Chemical Brothers song Salmon Dance isn’t as popular as I thought… how did Americans not fuck with this?

https://t.co/c5hGiqvBPi

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What monster added a whole ass drum track to the intro for The Great North?

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Just heard people are complaining about new King Triton being an environmentalist and new Ursula being based on drag queens:
1. King Triton literally doesnt trust humans… in the OG it was because they were killing too many fish!
2. OG URSULA WAS LITERALLY BASED ON A DRAG QUEEN!

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@Devious_Flame_ @ShellSmiley90 @HorrorHistTTV @SpaceBunnyBaby @xoxoSwanks @C3_Delight @monirosestreams @jesuanayuuki @LateSummerLouie @iDeliaTV @kendee_corn @AshesTrying @SuddenlyAHero @nalaniproctor @SachaSleeps @RogueMarina @PurpleGreyZebra Gurl!?? 😘😘😘

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Dear Twatter,
@TheRealTacomama and I got arrested on suspicion of murder today…

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Panting from parkour(-ing?) over the german shepherd spread across the floor, rock climbing the husband - Knee Mountain that he is, and pulling a Mission Impossible around the yellow lab just to get into bed tonight.
Not one disturbed ✅
All three still snoring ✅
SUCCESS!

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Dear Ruth, I know you must get this a lot, but what’s a Chris Steak House and how does it differ from other steak houses?

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@Meghannn3 HOT GURLS HAVE IBS

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Direct quote from the doctor today: “the jokes… it’s how you cope, huh?”
😅