Overheard: Yumichika: Ikkaku's been in Squad 4 so much they gave him a preferred customer card. Ikkaku: Yeah, one more head injury and I win a trip to Hawaii. https://t.co/yGvz3hjkir
Overheard: Jinta: When will the clown sightings happen again? That was fun. Ururu: Look in the mirror and they can start today. https://t.co/34pZ9rLGXW
funnybleachstuff:Rangiku: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?Kira: [sighing] Abarai’s…Renji: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.Ikkaku: [wiping away a tear] Beautiful… https://t.co/0mgCD8exSZ
funnybleachstuff:Renji: I figured out why you’re so depressed. You have updog.Byakuya: What’s updog?Renji: RUKIA GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT! https://t.co/MD72LoeH8l
📹 the-international-disaster: sushinfood: cocaineteas: This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids. If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead. https://t.co/u3GyhYxwhe
funnybleachstuff:Hitsugaya: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which one is which?Rangiku: [pointing at a picture] That one is the dump.Hitsugaya: THEY’RE BOTH YOUR... https://t.co/DQdsJZ8qmM
katutsukushii: I’ve just rambled on about this on Twitter (18+) but!!! I have such a weak spot for Bakugou secretly being Endeavour’s son. Mitsuki and Enji have an affair, it’s after Natsuo’s born and Enji is just so fuckin’ frustrated with... https://t.co/nCp1nn0LQW
funnybleachstuff:Yukio: You don’t like me, do you?Riruka: I like you.Yukio: No, you don’t.Riruka: I’m crazy about you. I love you.Riruka: …Riruka: Now, why don’t you go play in a blender?Yukio: See?? https://t.co/PoqOmhud34
Overheard: Renji: You don't have a plan? Ichigo: You know what I always say about plans. Renji: What? Ichigo: I don't have one. https://t.co/TIONMiUYvW
tekeijii: yahaba: kyoutani takes really hot showers like the heater is at a melting point. oikawa: that’s just him preparing for when he goes to hell. matsukawa: why do you know the shower setting for kyoutani? everyone: https://t.co/dTBSjgIBsP
funnybleachstuff:Aizen: So in your resume it says you are creative.Gin: Yes.Aizen: Ok. May I know what you create?Gin: Problems. https://t.co/ALCAySLxvd
Overheard: Isshin: What's happened? Yuzu: Ichigo's gone missing. Karin: He's not in danger. He's seeing a girl. Yuzu: ICHIGO? Isshin: I'm sorry, but there is no reason to worry. Karin: Except for the poor girl. https://t.co/UvcPLTKc0T
Overheard: Soifon: Head Captain, excuse my potty mouth. Soifon, turns toward the other Captains arguing loudly: SHUT THE FUCK UP! https://t.co/79yaQ5J1q8