Nadie

Be Kind, always🌻

[Nadie @AnaLaterza97]

La puntualidad es mi don y mi maldición en este país kristo

[Isaac Penayo @isaac_Penayoo]

Que la defensa de Paraguay hoy sea tan fuerte como el katî de un francés. Amén. 🙏🇵🇾

[R O @TheOrlandini]

✅️Jugó un Mundial por primera vez
✅️Tiene 500mil habitantes
✅️Su liga no es profesional (y por ende nadie juega ahí)
✅️Su arquero es entrenador de voley
✅️Su jugador más valioso juega en España, el resto en ligas (MUY) medianitas para abajo
✅️Sacó puntos a España y Uruguay
✅️7 jugadores directamente no tienen club hoy por hoy
✅️Llevó a Argentina a prórroga

Nací por mi madre, moriré por Cabo Verde 🇨🇻

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“your future depends on you”

my brain cells:

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Sleeve tattoo

[NANA¡ skz;14/9 🏟️ @pazzseok]

LA CHIPA ES DIEZ VECES MÁS RICA QUE EL CROISSANT Y EL MBEYU ES MIL VECES MEJOR QUE LA CRÊPE

[✨ @Guadiab95]

Mba'e piko papá

[☂️ @oleemequivocao]

soy Pablo Picasso y estás viendo Disney Channel

[Diva campesina 🌾 @Gamusino64]

Hace unos años tenia un amigo que dejo de manera repentina a su novia porque no se sentia bien. Para ella fue bastante traumatico. Él tenia una alarma puesta para cuando pasase un año volver a hablar con ella, con su version mejorada. Lo hizo. Ella le mando a la mierda

[aley @gildedsprings]

“le he preguntando a chatgpt”

si? bueno yo lo he preguntado a Ra dios del sol creador de la vida y representante de la luz y el orden

y ha dicho que 𓂀𓋹𓁈𓃠𓆃☥𓅓𓆣

[MatchReport @MatchReportH]

🚨🇵🇾 Zlatan Ibrahimović: “Paraguay Didn’t Make History—They Took It.”

“People love to talk about history, but history doesn’t protect you when the whistle blows. Germany arrived carrying four World Cups, decades of success and a reputation that intimidates almost every opponent. Paraguay didn’t care about any of that. They came to write their own chapter, and now they will be remembered as the first nation ever to eliminate Germany on penalties in a World Cup knockout match. That is not luck—that is courage.”

“Everyone expected Germany to find a way. They had the possession, they had the chances, they even thought they had found the winning goal before VAR took it away. Then came the penalty shootout, where pressure separates men from legends. Paraguay never blinked. They stood there, looked Germany in the eye and refused to surrender. That’s the mentality I respect more than anything.”

“People will spend days debating the VAR decision or the missed penalty, but football doesn’t remember excuses. It remembers winners. Paraguay didn’t ask for sympathy, they didn’t ask anyone to believe in them. They earned everything with discipline, sacrifice and absolute belief. Every tackle, every block, every save and every penalty carried the weight of a nation that refused to accept defeat.”

“I also have to give enormous credit to Orlando Gill. Goalkeepers dream of nights like this. He gave his defenders confidence, frustrated Germany for 120 minutes and then became even bigger in the shootout. Those are performances that change careers forever. The entire back line defended like warriors because they trusted the man behind them.”

“This victory is bigger than reaching the next round. Generations of Paraguayan players will grow up knowing that this team achieved something no other country had ever done. They stood on the biggest stage in football and defeated Germany in a World Cup penalty shootout. That record belongs to Paraguay forever. Nobody can erase it.”

“Germany will recover because great football nations always do. But tonight belongs to Paraguay. They didn’t beat Germany with fear, they beat them with belief. And when a small football nation believes harder than a giant, history changes. That’s exactly what happened tonight.”

#GERPAR

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

He has no idea what he has done for football twitter 😭😭

[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

Aries
Mbejû

[Feli @pilludinho]

España es hija única, no entiende que los hermanos Sudamericanos nos tratamos justamente como hermanos, peleamos entre nosotros pero contra los de afuera nos bancamos

[am @amadeol_]

La venganza se sirve en plato frío (sopa paraguaya)

[sof ⁷ @jimiindipity]

El país que destrozó a doja cat y a la selección alemana

[Netflix Latinoamérica @NetflixLAT]

PÁSENME EL TERERÉ PA' CELEBRAR, ROHAYHU PARAGUAY!!!!! 🇵🇾🙌

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

Mi sobrina solo se quería vestir de negro. Yo dije “bueno, es emo”. Después de meses me cuenta que la ropa de colores le hace doler la cabeza. Resulta que no es emo, Es autista.

[‏ًً @inpoesie]

Monogamia, uñas almendradas, gloss, vino, flores, comedias románticas, hablar hasta por los codos, mimos y sentir intensamente
🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻 🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻