Ana

I think I'm pretty hilarious.

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

I’m watching Kill Bill to practice my Czech and realizing that this movie is practically a music video. There’s like 5 lines of dialogue, it’s just needle drops and vibes.

[lew @inlew_of]

crazy how the L is silent in salmon, but loud asf in salmonella

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

I don’t think a movie needs to be that big tbh. Your eyes can only focus on so much at once. And releasing something that can only be viewed “correctly” in like 30 theaters in the world is fucking annoying.

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

This jet lag is tasting like I’m gonna sleep through the Odyssey.

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

I’m trying to do Zumba but I don’t like these trainers with a shit eating grin. I need someone that dances with a Millennial stank face.

[J @kpopmisandrist]

Been outside every day for the past 2 weeks and just checked my credit card.

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

It’s crazy that you can just charge $8 for a bottle of water now? I need to get into the premium water business.

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

@pitbull Pitbull, my wife Steph is turning 40 on Monday and we’re seeing you in Prague tomorrow night. She pushed back her birthday trip so we could see you again. Pleaaaase wish her a happy birthday!

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

I’ve never been a huge football fan but this World Cup has made me a lifelong Argentina hater.

What an incredibly embarrassing night for them. Living for it.

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

Speaking of desire, how do you feel about dipping sauces?

[ashe @ashebytes]

you've gotta be more afraid of wasting your life than embarrassing yourself

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

Just saw Camp Miasma and I have no fucking idea what I just watched. But also I’m DELIGHTED.

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Very excited to watch my favorite athlete Erling Haaland, who I just learned existed about 3 weeks ago.

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

I really went from using glasses just when I’m working on the computer to putting them on immediately when I wake up in record time.

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

@liamgallagher @holliecanwait Gas panic

[Flo @Flootoutcourt]

"c'est la nuit on va ouvrir les fenêtres pour faire rentrer la fraîcheur"

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

Why does a hot tram feel so bad when a hot sauna feels so good? The difference is clothes.

[Ana @AnaMotronic]

My favorite day to stubbornly insist on going to a sauna is also the hottest day of the year.

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

All my life I knew I was missing something. It was never love, money, or a sense of purpose. It was the sheep rice bowl.

[Kush @kushika_twt]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that working a 9 to 5 job five days a week until I am 60 just so I can “enjoy” a few years when I am close to death is the worst idea I have ever seriously considered.