Ana Samways

Just a girl in a skirt on a power trip.

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

The Budget lolly scramble analogy has jumped the shark. Stop using it.

[@heroesatwork @heroesatwork]

Do keep sharing this - Shame Jones will really hate you doing that ..

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

The idling SUVs outside school would suggest the fuel crisis hasn't reached all consumers yet.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This is a soldier on Hamburger Hill in Vietnam and he was asked a question by a Journalist and it was If you could send one message to Americans 50 years in the future what would it be! Wait till you hear what he said and we should have listened! 👇👇👇

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

It sounds so ridiculous, doesn't it? It is a great analogy‼️

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

Wegovy Willis.

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

Man of the People.

[llllllll @frankie2258]

What. A. Wanker.

[Priyanshu Ratnakar @0xratnakar]

wake up babygirl, now news is written by chatgpt

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

@juhasaarinen Yeah, even without a series of sugar mummies to get ahead.

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

These 5 items cost $81 at Woolworths today. All on special to boot. New Zealand is fucked.

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

@secondzeit Lucky.

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

@BasicBishopNZ Dropped da butter, me.

[Musical Chairs @MusicalChairs14]

Recessions aren't felt equally.

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

Low key Halloween, Dunedin.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

in the coming days, twitter will be introducing a new algorithm. when you see my tweets, pls like, comment, and subscribe. not bc you like my tweets but bc i easily get under people's skin. this will spread my tweets further, thus annoying your ideological enemies

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

Mate needs her teenage daughter to see a doctor; she has a UTI so needs antibiotics STAT! She manages to get a video appointment thru some outfit for...*drum roll*...2.30am.

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

Stuart Nash has an adult daughter, aka a woman.

[Ana Samways @AnaSamways]

@FrankMcRae And let's hope showing NZ exactly who he is makes him a non-contender to replace Winston to rouse the cooker rabble of the next generation!