Ana Nelson

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[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Turns out… it wasn’t fake news.

Turns out… it was planned, leaked, so insiders could manipulate the market.

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

@catturd2 Yeah his daddies money and the 6 times he filed for bankruptcy will fix it

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

lol where was this when we were choosing a Supreme Court justice 4 years ago?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No bills should be passed Congress until Jan 20, when @realDonaldTrump takes office.

None.

Zero.

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

@TinaKotek my husband got laid off in May and still hasn’t been able to get ahold of anyone from the unemployment office, sometimes sitting on hold for hours at a time only to have the call drop.

What can we do to ensure we get unemployment benefits so we can pay our bills?

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

@Anoximander @TRHLofficial Wow! Can you educate us how you signed up for adoption/fostering to adopt the 73% of babies born into low income?

[ScarletMitch ✨ @CMDfashionista]

we want a sunday night hbo docuseries where once a week @JasonKelce goes to a team’s tailgate and shares their culture. like anthony bourdain but for pregames.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Human limbo 13/10

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

fantasy football is so frustrating when you have the 4th most points in the league but are last in standings.. everyone just decides to have the best game of their season when they play me I guess

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Dad’s keyboard

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

my company: *naming new development projects after greek islands*

me: thinking about the crazy things that happened on said greek island

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2023: $248,900,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2023: $153,100,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2023: $104,900,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

I really want to hear how Republicans reconcile the whole "Democrats don't care about our national debt" argument with this simple, yet informative chart:

1989-1992 - Bush increases our deficit.
1993-2000 - Clinton has a budget surplus
2001-2008 - Bush increases our deficit, also sparks Great Recession
2009-2016 - Obama reduces our deficit significantly after an increase as he takes office during the Great Recession
2017-2020 - Trump increases our deficit thanks to Tax Cuts, before Covid explodes our deficit further
2021-2023 - Biden Takes over during Covid and begins reducing our deficit

Can someone tell me what I'm missing here?  

I know that our national debt is a problem and both sides should be blamed to some extent, but the GOP narrative that this is a Democratic problem is just laughable to me.

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

Currently looking for new teams to support… taking all inquiries. Except Greenbay, still fuck Greenbay

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

The #Vikings have released RB Dalvin Cook.

📰: https://t.co/NISPt4x5eD

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

I’ve officially gotten to the point where I hate flying budget airlines solely because I can feel my ass getting flatter sitting on these hard ass seats

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

This just in, I’m looking for a new team to root for come the 2023-2024 season because I am OUTRAGED

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

The #Vikings have released WR Adam Thielen.

https://t.co/O9kuLEUhir

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

Like why would I buy a boring button up/slacks when there’s a cute crop top out there??

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

My toxic trait is never ordering work appropriate clothes and just wearing the same 5 shirts M-F to the office

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Ana Nelson @Ana_Nelson3]

I’m so conflicted who to root for..

On one hand, Josh Allen lead me to two fantasy championships so I have a loyalty to him and the Bills now

On the other, Joe Burrow is 🔥🔥