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Trump attacks the Pope, compares himself to Jesus
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Hmm? POTUS? He's Lucifer! Top Rot Jackass! Tempest Ape!
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What now? Vance Leaves Iran Talks Without a Deal
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Aw, a knell without a least advancin' whatsoever

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Trump plans massive pardons at the end of his term
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thus masterminds, mad rapists, hope for event plan

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Trump fires his Attorney General Pam Bondi
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His support brief, energy intolerant, madam

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Leonid Radvinsky
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Daily skin vendor

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@TheDailyShow Afroman emerges victorious in 'Lemon Pound Cake' defamation case
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Man in US free to go make music on sad event of on-camera police raid

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Afroman emerges victorious in 'Lemon Pound Cake' defamation case
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Man in US free to go make music on sad event of on-camera police raid

@ogafroman

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Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei
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A jerk has been named imam, aspire to rule

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Trump declares Anthropic "woke" and orders Pentagon to phase it out
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He would rather see Grok AI - and it can't support Democrat opponents!

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Trump’s MAHA influencer pick for surgeon general Casey Means
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Call: Necessary nostrum pusher, performing a nice, fake game

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The Search for Nancy Guthrie
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Treachery hunt, fringe chaos

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Supreme Court rules against tariffs
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Fault arises: Trump's refusing to care

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"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, OK?"
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Wow, look! TV aired furious lawyer asking Les for quiet, while on hot mic! Funny, I think.

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Navalny was poisoned with dart frog toxin Europeans say
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Wow! Vast tyranny or unfair poison dosage explains death

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Why is Mamdani Threatening a Property Tax Hike?
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High-paid men in market this year won't pay extra!

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@ZohranKMamdani
@nia_prater

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DHS shutdown all but certain
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End darn bulls**t without cash

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Department of Homeland Security
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Cease! Don't fund them temporarily!

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Trump deletes racist post
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Terse pics do attempt slur

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Savannah Guthrie's Mom's 'Ransom Note' Includes Two Deadlines
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O, woe is us: inhuman savages demand cash rolls, intend torment

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Hair samples prove leaded gas ban worked
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Pb plasma dose: era knowledge has arrived

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