Anakin

i only use twitter to like tweets about One Piece and retweet funny things

[Anakin @AnakinChopstick]

*Attempt at writing a funny tweet*

[goma @soigomaa]

Sounds like the evidence supports his case

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

I sprained my finger smashing the follow back button so fast

[pjeffa (🦧,🦧) @jeff82874662]

My dad texting me to warn me that Taco Bell poisoned a bunch of customers in New York State

My brother in Christ, the safest day to fly in the history of the world was September 12, 2001

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

Oh that’s gore. That’s gore of my comfort character.

[🐍 @dougburzum]

Rare use of AI for an undeniable environmental good: instead of real epoxyslop furniture which will sit on a landfill for ten billion years, we simply generate a video of the same and then nobody has to have an ugly resin table that discolours within a few years

[W.D. Kirk @WingDingsKirk]

VERY

VERY

INTERESTING...

[Quincy, son of Quincy @imtheGOATQuincy]

Gotta be this

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Is The Rizzler the first child prodigy for having chill vibes? It’s like his dad recognized nah he can’t play violin or nothing like that, but he’s good at hanging out.

[DFWStormChasers @DFWStormChasing]

I ate 11 and two of the drinks
Almost died
#worth

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Saw a man's penis at the urinal. @AMCTheatres

[Dilawar Karwan @RashmanTheHorse]

It genuinely haunts me that the Rizzler talks about "becoming the Rizzler" as if it was a cosmic event imposed upon him.

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’d sell my option to press the yellow button to a PE firm for $490,000 dollars

[filmjoshi @hellrnaster]

you work in customer service long enough you start realizing some people are walking around operating on a subhuman level

[brandon bruyette @brandonbruyette]

this interaction with one of my employees is really incredible

[Adam Analysis @adamemedia1]

Man I really hate how much China is influencing our elections…