Bebop Rocksteady

My drunk diary and horrible thoughts of the moment

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@emyyygirl Howdy!

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RIP Anakin's dick...

Ripped right off his body

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Yo. Anybody ever realize that when Obi-Wan cut off Anakin's legs and arms on that fucking lava planet, he landed face down and was set on fucking fire. That boy got his dick burnt off. Never to be fucked again. Of course he was evil.

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@filipinabunni Bonjour!

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@miraawev Hey 😉

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@lspjkl Bad night

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@mtndwr No one cares! Just show us that sweet sweet booty!

Respectfully your
-Malala Yousafzai

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Feminism is so kawaii

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I really love how cutesy Canada's crimes against humanity are called.

60's scoop
Residential schools

It's like they thought nobody would look into them if they sounded mundane enough

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That's not true, you lonely fuck

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Late night suadero is better than the love of an Italian stranger

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@latkedelrey No. But hopefully the person you grow into from this is a little bit more resilient going forward

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Schindler's list is really sad. How come nobody told me?

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A dead girl just told me to quiet down

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To friendship! To future crimes!

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I've invented a new Marry, Fuck, Kill.

Flirt, Finger, Fuck.

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I'm in a Mexican bar. And after 5 songs on the jukebox, the only ones that gets anyone moving is Despacito

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Culture is just a lie we all agree on

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Seeing artisanal products in Mexico seems surreal. Bruh, you live in a country where 80% of everything is made by somebody's grandmother in the streets. You don't need to go bougie

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Do dogs know their nicknames?