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Fuck me, daddy… Don’t stop!

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They need their own place, obviously. Hmmm... Not all the doors though.

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Put my cats vest on & turned the tv on for him while fireworks are going off.

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Not one bit.

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Literally no words.

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Learning how to love myself in all the ways and places he could not.

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I call bullshit when I hear a man say they can eat pussy for hours.

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Dont forget to make a lot of false assumptions today. #gym #realityporn

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Please read the tao te ching. If you have not.

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When you hate what you've become, but hate it less than what you were. You can see it coming, but never can you prepare for how it feels.

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My teenage kids have always sounded a lot like me, so I would be a hypocrite if I was upset about it. But I would though.

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Hey that's an iconic song. Could be worse. Smiles and lowers her lashes at the waiter flirtatiously*. #nudepics

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*uses smitten often.

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Christ! That's hot. #sex #porn #vintageflash

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Aww. How was it? What did they look like? What language dos they speak? Where'd you find him? Awwwwww don't say that. #swinger

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My agent is crazy.

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Lots of late night Etsy shopping last night.

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I have books worth of paranoid delusions and false thoughts.

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If you see this tweet you gotta send me your ass pics.