Wes Hager

I sculpts voltage and cultivate absurdity.

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

@tatvolent @GoldingBF File this under “not gang violence.”

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@flula Jennifer is so slow. She’s such a lollygagger. And by lollygagger, I obviously mean she chokes on her candies.

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@hqtrivia Guys, what’s up with theextra lives from yesterday? Was robbed of mine during yesterday’s snafu. - DiamondGeezer

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

Latest version of Pano Amigo only took 0.8 days for Apple to review. #iosreviewtime https://t.co/H19GaAfPAO

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

@Melecrypto check your "open trades"

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

Yup. Probably not a good space to catch a show. #FPSF #cancelled

[Meredith Frost @MeredithFrost]

Meet Richard Overton, the oldest living American veteran. He is 108 years old. #VeteransDay http://t.co/QmWDnq2Jqc

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

Never fails. When the World Series ends, I get a strange urge to binge watch "Cheers."

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I'm going to feel really silly if this #esurrancesave30 is just a cheap marketing ploy. #WhyNotMe?

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

@JeffBenjam Are you aware of any tweak that allows you to customize icon transparency like Springtomize 2 did? It's missing in 3.

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

@austinphishkid It's like the choice between vulgarity and obscenity. They're both great!

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/z4WvT2acAU

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My five year old niece Bailey has sweet rap skills. This joint is called "I never did" #AutoRap by @Smule http://t.co/unxaknjD

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Michael Jordan's reaction to Kobe's comments that this year's Olympic team could've beaten the '92 Dream Team: "I absolutely laughed"

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

Just say no
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Jane likey Tarzan's sweet air and narrowly-aoided calamity. #ATX #Barton http://t.co/9s7O2tUm

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Happy Birthday to OK Computer. Old to get her driver's permit today. They grow up so fast.

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http://t.co/dsV6bmZB Adorable & Trippy. This is the Mr. Rogers my kids will know.

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

Overheard at the bar @ lawyer's conference: "If you want to get away with murder, leave two things: a round in the clip and no witnesses."

[Wes Hager @AnalogArsonist]

Hello Minority Report. Better late than never. http://t.co/HeG80RWA