Dater analysis

Just a 30 something single woman using Twitter as a platform for venting the woes of singleton life and fun anacdotes!

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@aDatingDad Pagemaster, sandlot kids, Addams family and my all time favourite.... Drop Dead Fred!!! 😍

Have fun 🤓

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My genuine response to a question about pubic hair. I like to give men the oppertunity to floss while they're down there - you service me, I'll service you - it's a mutually beneficial act 🤣

Why do men ask these things before you've even met?

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When someone says they're a porn star and writes it in their bio, but not to judge them by it... And then their first question is 'do you watch porn?' and then send you a link of them 🤣

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When someone says your unique and quirky, I legit don't know if it's a compliment 🤣

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Why when you tell people you're moving out the area do people start declaring their undying love for you!!! 3 times tonight ... 3! Wtf!!!

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When you have to hold pictures of your date randsome for someone to complete your reference for a new job!

#officegossip
#sendit

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Date 1 with a bloke; coffee, a walk and then sat in the cemetery - genuinely looked round to check there wasn't a headstone with my name on it.... True story

#firstdateclub

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If you kiss me on the forehead, that means we're getting married you want my babies yeah?

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

if casual hook up no in love with me.... why forehead kiss??????

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When he sings love machine down the phone to you...

#kindalikeit
#hitthehighnoteslad

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"sorry I ghosted you, am I forgiven" ....

Ermmm yeah🤷🏼‍♀️ hadn't realised your gone to be honest!

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When his opening line is 'you know I'm hot so do you wanna come and see my hottub there's a catch though.... You have to be naked'

Ermmmm no Hun you're ok! I'd don't know what I'm scared of drowning in, the hottub or your ego mate

#single
#mansgotanego

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It's 2020 soooo this could happen right?

I'd probably end up staying single knowing my luck 😅

#singlelife

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@BarryxSweet Sorry Basil, you're not in my neighborhood 🤷🏼‍♀️

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When the only person whose see my chest in the last 6 months is the delivery man who I've just accidentally flashed 😱
#mortified

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Anyone else get to a Sunday night, spit their dummies out over one sided conversation and delete all the apps knowing full well you be skulking back in a months time
#justmethen
#singlegirlproblems
#datingsucks

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The struggle is real!

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When you're done carrying the conversation

#NEXT

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😂 Even my Facebook ads are telling me to give up on men!

#singlelife #igiveup

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Direct quote from my mother ... "You can't afford to be picky at your age, you need to give people a chance"

Yeah ok mum; I'll just hop into a relationship with the next jobless one tooth wonder who likes me shall I 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Someone pass me the alcohol while I reconstruct the opening scene of Bridget Jones Dairy...

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For all intense purposes this is a somewhat awkward introduction to myself. I'm going to tell you a little bit about me and then also add some context; by way of brackets (yes I'm one of those nobs that like to narrate myself... How vien).

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That all consuming feeling of rejection, pining for your non-existant significant other whilst not being able to go and see friends or generally get out the front door just to mosey round IKEA for scented candles like you normally would, is, to be frank, horrific!!