Analyst Problems

Building models by day, popping bottles by night. Email all of your #AnalystProblems to [email protected]

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That’s why I want to go to Tel Aviv with you on Tuesday. #analystproblems

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Eataly opens up November 3rd. We are going to plump you up boy. #analystproblems

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He's not really a man. He's an essence. The essence of a spirit with a will and desire. #analystproblems

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1. I'm in a pervy mood now.
2. Just takes a feather's touch. #analystproblems

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Macklemore's new banger makes me weep 😔#analystproblems

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It's amazing how sensitive he is considering he's such a dick himself. #analystproblems

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Just got out of jury duty. Who's trying to fk rn? #analystproblems

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Sign me up for the girl with a checkered past / baggage. #analystproblems

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The stripper wanted me to help her pay bills / I told her to cover my legal fees then we'd talk. #analystproblems

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You think if I go skinhead it'll decrease my chances for jury duty? #analystproblems

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Would love to see an optimistic Explore page. Mine is just whores and suicide memes. #analystproblems

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Just got a DUI probably not making it to LA 😐🙃#analystproblems

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Hard to network at a conference where you're the only black guy. I never appreciated it. I'm the real minority. #analystproblems

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1. Goddamn I'm so blessed to grow up in the era of memes.
2. We're in 3037.
1. Greatest contributor of happiness to human kind.

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Re: @ZoeKravitz
1. Man, I love her so much.
2. You think she's loyal only to her man or she the kind of girl that separates love and sex?

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Imagine if Dhaba was a SAAS. #analystproblems

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At a bar: If I could lick a tit, that's the tit. #analystproblems

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I stole a fidget spinner from a little white kid on the airplane. #analystproblems

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Re: finance - That's why people in my industry get a bad rep. I'm starving here. #analystproblems

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Chick Fil A is a trigger. #analystproblems