Gathimba Gashoya

laugh, live

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Natembeya has been vindicated. Watchmen wameitwa statehouse leo na playlist mzima ilikua luhya songs buana.

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Riggy G reveals Mavoko business man Jimmy Mutava was abducted after interfering with DIG Lagat's land and his abduction was overseen by Mavoko OCS on orders from DIG Lagat

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Knowing Ruto I'm willing to bet those are not security guards that were invited to state house

Those are just regular UDA guys and tomorrow they'll be dressed as matatu operators

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

Sisi tunataka Kulinda Mwananchi...

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Wow 🤩 🤩 🤩
I almost thought this was Venice, France. It is not. This is Nairobi. UDA has completely transformed the City to world class. Rivers have been reclaimed. The cabro walkways look wonderful. Ahsante sana Kenya Kwisha for this excellent face lift of Nairobi.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Ruto gathered 5,000 watchmen at State House and gave them a new title. Same salary, same suffering, but at least the poverty now sounds professional....

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Amerudi sasa kwa Hustler nonsense after doing nothing for 4 years to improve their livelihoods.

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

Hello @G4S . I will no no longer send my cargo using your courier services. Thank you for your attention. ^KM

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The law is the law. It does not matter for how long the law has been violated. Article 138(1) & (2) of the Constitution, on the Procedure at presidential election, categorically provides:
(1) If only one candidate for President is nominated, that candidate shall be declared elected.
(2) If two or more candidates for President are nominated, an election shall be held in each constituency.
Voting at elections is conducted as provided under Article 86, which provides:

86. At every election, the Independent Electoral and Boundaries
Commission shall ensure that-

(a) whatever voting method is used, the system is simple, accurate, verifiable, secure, accountable and transparent;

(b) the votes cast are counted, tabulated and the results announced promptly by the presiding officer at each polling station;

(c) the results from the polling stations are openly and accurately collated and promptly announced by the returning officer; and (d) appropriate structures and mechanisms to eliminate electoral malpractice are put in place, including the safekeeping of election materials.

From the law above, there is no way the results for the Presidential elections cannot be announced at the Constituency as required by the Constitution. #ReKe #GetitDone #KnowYourConstitution

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Since Albert Ojwang', at least 28 Kenyans have been murdered inside their cells in Kenya and I think we need to do something, and we need to get angry on the Muthaiga case... The OCS has refused to meet the family and has been sending junior officers to chase them away.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

🚨Cooking oil is back to Sh358 per litre, the highest price since the 2022 crisis.

That's just Sh22 below the painful peak of Sh379. Only a few months ago, it was Sh343. Now we're right back in the fire.

This is according to KNBS data.

Meanwhile, the govt keeps insisting the cost of living has gone down and they want 5 more years.

But when you walk into a supermarket, the price tag on a bottle of cooking oil tells a very different story.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The kid understood the assignment

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Were you born this stupid, or did you practice?

[Psaint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

Mzazi ananiambia mimi Computer Science Graduate with First Class Honours niende nitafute kazi ata kama ni kwa cyber. Aki william where are you taking this country to?

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

We must fight the monster of "cheap labour" in Kenya. Companies make super normal profits and pay employees peanuts. And Atwoli is just getting fat!

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Comrade Okiya Omtatah is fighting for SHA and odious debt at the same time.

Give him the flowers.

A true patriot.

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

I have been getting so much questions about Ademba’s welfare.

Ademba is doing great. DCI confiscated his phone after the Olkalou arrest & deleted his G email account and suspended his X, Instagram & You tube.

He was able to recover his email & instagram , now working on X.

Though Ruto still has his phone & personal belongings. The ODPP preffered no chargers, his court hearing was to be on the 3rd of August, but when he went to Olkalou law courts on Monday, he found it was postponed. DCI is still looking for evidence to charge him.

Ruto’s impunity at play !!

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

The year is 22nd August 2018.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Saddam Hussain broke 2 UN resolutions and the US Execute him

Netanyahu broke 77 UN resolutions and still alive.

Isn’t it strange?