Analytics Plant

Phillies numbers cruncher. Ruben Amaro's right hand plant. CNN once featured my work. Will calculate spreadsheets for H2O. User of abacus.

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me whenever i lose in fantasy sports

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Dianna Russini press conference this weekend:

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12 years ago the Browns GM knocked up his Capologist and the Browns own internal investigator did nothing to report on it because he was too busy scouting a college quarterback's birthday party attendance. Where's the accountability for this?

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Kohl's store managers in Las Vegas with Cousins and Mendoza coming to town:

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Breaking: Kirk Cousins is signing with the Raiders, his agent announced on social media.

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@megsknowsball Vlad Jr contract extension

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Dr. James Andrews looking at the 49ers roster

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Seahawks fans right now

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@DSzymborski This is quite literally the perfect award for me

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so is Andruw Jones going to give his spot in the Hall of Fame to Donald Trump or what

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This is a my bad, guys. The address I had on file for the MOU was from my work back in the 1990s and was actually Dante Bichette's address.

You will all be pleased to learn that we have updated the address in the system and I had the intern create a new SOP for the process.

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@BNightengale @AnalyticsPlant any thoughts?

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I continue to absolutely rack up banners. You're welcome Philly.

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Hang the banners

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NBA GMs trying to impress Ja Morant when they trade for him:

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@JeffPassan

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Thats the most Sam Darnold play that has ever Darnold

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@adamlevitan Just another week of legendary work on the Solo Pod #Pulitzer

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The internet: "Any life tips?"

@adamlevitan:

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@SheaSerrano 5 min blitz?

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@SheaSerrano

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@Ihartitz @SigmundBloom Pau City

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Kyler Murray getting benched is wild.

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these 2 absolutely racing each other in a career concussions contest