I want a marriage where people don't see two people, they see two persons of the same essence. As if everything we do is in perfect harmony with the other, both in service of God. Where our names are always mentioned together in the same breath, because all we do, we do together.
Reviewbrah will be seen as a cataloger of Western decadence and decline.
Every scathing review carries baggage of failed economic and social policies.
Every poorly made menu item, a downstream effect of immigration issues.
And the prices? That's our monetary situation, naked and on display.
Courses will be run correlating his reviews with timelines of American historical events and policy changes.
He will be our postmodern Flavian Josephus.