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I often use complicated words I don't know the meaning of to sound smarter and sesquipedalian

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Penelope: I want my husband back
Telemachus: I want my dad back
Odysseus eating lotus flowers with Calypso:

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Losing a World Cup semifinal on Bastille Day

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“Turkey are the dark horses of the World
Cup”

Turkey in the World Cup:

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Jesus Christ: Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me.

Judas:

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Marcelo Bielsa refused to engage with his World Cup photoshoot ❌

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Lo stemma celebrativo della decima coppa sulla maglia di Acerbi @SimoTarantino__

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Khamenei confronting Sinwar in the afterlife

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Same actor

[val ୨ৎ @kendramerced]

same actress

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He did it. Norris did the meme. #AbuDhabi

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Badenoch’s whole speech is the best takedown I’ve seen since that time Richard “Ricky” Roma tore Williamson a new one

[Madeline Grant @Madz_Grant]

Hello police, I'd like to report a murder

[Italian Football TV @IFTVofficial]

“When the game was 1–1, Mancini started touching my ass. I thought: what’s he doing?

It fired me up so I said: thanks for the motivation.

In the end I scored twice… so thanks Gianluca!”

— Haaland to TV2 😭

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Fabian Ruiz vs Bayern

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Me at the end of A House of Dynamite

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Starmer and Trump in Sharm earlier

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When you get up after spending forty-six minutes on the toilet looking at memes

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

The video of the physio helping Jannik Sinner walk to his chair before retiring from the match in Shanghai.

Really tough scenes to watch.

Come back stronger. ❤️‍🩹
https://t.co/JqrLYNDQ5M

[Massimo Falcioni @falcions85]

2008, il dopofestival più bello e folle di sempre.
rocco tanica cambia tono e chiede un minuto di raccoglimento per una persona scomparsa. cala il gelo.

"voglio ricordare giulio cesare".
scatta la standing ovation e baudo scoppia a ridere come raramente gli era accaduto😀❤️

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When you’re from Southern Italy and Pedro Pascal has just felt up your pregnant wife because he has “anxiety”

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@marifcinter @fcin1908it

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Images that precede unfortunate events #Wimbledon

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Norse-Gael gals

[chef quibs @quibvs]

it’s the same picture

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“Shoot your shot, the worst she can say is no”

What Amy Coney Barrett said:

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

ACB just told KBJ that her dissent is so insane that she’ll only spend a single sentence explaining why.

Savage.