Anna Murdock

great white buffalo

[Brandon Shanahan @brandonshanahan]

We all knew it would come down to Ryan Elvin

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

In preparation for Volcano Preparedness Month, let’s review common taunts you should avoid:

-poking the volcano & saying “do something”
-“sure you were big in the 80s, so were waterbeds”
-“lahar? more like laharn’t”
-“yo mama was a big butte”
-“Mt. Doom did it better”

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

Getting an oil change is just a competition with myself to see how long it takes me to say something stupid to the jiffy lubers.

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

What in the hot tamale is an Instagram note

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

Real Housewives franchises should be able to trade housewives to diff franchises like sports teams.

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

@PadenOsterlund Little guys here for a good time, not a long time.

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

Went on my monthly Trader Joe’s trip to get a plant that’s not gonna live to see the 4th of July.

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

@NicksBurner1 Big sauce gal over here

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

Hi, my names Anna and I’m addicted to buying condiments.

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

@NicksBurner1 Hey Nick Burner, did you ditch the hair so you could get a faster 40 time?

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

@PadenOsterlund It’s gotta be those Pensacola Purebreds

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

Thanks to Elon, I don’t have to worry about getting banned for saying this.

Wendy’s chili is pretty good.

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

@PadenOsterlund Glad I don’t have to worry about being chili shamed.

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

@PadenOsterlund A local Yelper recommended it to me, and one night I got the itch for some chili and never looked back.

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

@Chancellor____ Just doing the people work. #Youknowwhenitsreal

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

2 Sets you up for immediate happiness. 3 HOWEVER is the play, we are playing the long game with this Sammich, greater long term success.

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

Folding socks is the same as putting silverware away from the dishwasher. I can’t explain it, but that’s the way the cookie crumbles

[Anna Murdock @Anankinskywalke]

When the yoke breaks while cooking my eggs