Anarchy Whenever

Puns, parental musings, tech, climate rumblies & political grumblies. Born again Cussian

[Anarchy Whenever @AnarchyWhenever]

There is a book called The Essence of Nihilism. Unless it's blank pages I'll be disappointed.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Can’t stop watching.. 😅

[Anarchy Whenever @AnarchyWhenever]

So the plan of conservatives in Texas and Arizona is to ship asylum seekers to northern states with more liberal judges so they can be granted asylum and then move back to Texas and Arizona legally?

[Ted @trom771]

The fact that he was flushing documents down the toilet in a house that literally has 28 fireplaces should prove that he's not fit for office.

[briankrebs @briankrebs]

The admin of the cybercrime forum Breached said they just received a cease and desist letter claiming the forum thread where a Mexican bank's data was being sold was fake news and harming the bank's reputation. The admin responded by purchasing the data and leaking it. Whoops.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh WOW this is fantastic

[Anarchy Whenever @AnarchyWhenever]

In case you were wondering JFK jr did show up. He bit Trump. And so the zombie apocalypse began...

[Anarchy Whenever @AnarchyWhenever]

someone asked me how it was going the other day and I blurted out, "some days I think the universe needs a safe word"

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Well, the Arizona recount was a huge waste of time and made all the voting machines unusable, but at least it was also expensive.

[Anarchy Whenever @AnarchyWhenever]

This went to 11

[Lisa Falkenberg @ChronFalkenberg]

Unbelievable. Much about the blackout was complex. But much was not. Excellent reporting. Simple paperwork blunder left Texans cold during deadly freeze https://t.co/nUmZoatnIa

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

McConnell to Democrats:
Don’t you dare go full McConnell!

[Anarchy Whenever @AnarchyWhenever]

I think the only fundamentalist I could have sustained contact with would be a happy psychic.

[Anarchy Whenever @AnarchyWhenever]

@anpara4 Surprised John Oliver didn't say this first. #johnoliver

[Patricia Mazzei @PatriciaMazzei]

The Seattle area has the lowest death rate of the 20 largest metropolitan regions in the country. If the rest of the United States had kept pace with Seattle, the nation could have avoided more than 300,000 coronavirus deaths, via @ByMikeBaker
https://t.co/mogMW4S3SX

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

We’re just sayin’. To abolish mask -wearing laws in some States while the rest of the Nation keeps theirs is like designating a peeing section of the swimming pool.

[Anarchy Whenever @AnarchyWhenever]

Did you hear about the bad dancer that wants all your personal data and tricks you into giving it away? Al Gorithm.
I hear he has book of mugshots and lives in the Amazon.

[Anarchy Whenever @AnarchyWhenever]

FAIR: Media Just Can’t Stop Presenting Horrifying Stories as ‘Uplifting’ Perseverance Porn - https://t.co/5xQyVfvwA9

[Mark Maxwell @MarkMaxwellTV]

Here’s the full clip. Incoming Illinois Congresswoman Mary Miller didn’t slip or improvise when she quoted Hitler and praised how the murderous Nazi built his political movement by indoctrinating youth. She was reading from prepared remarks.