Anas

This Too Shall Pass

[Just Amal @bigmac_00]

العملة اللي الصراف يقولك ما عندنا الا هي و تتوهق فيها طول الرحلة

[عاصم @Assem014]

💚💚💚💚💚 @Saudabdualhamed

[Ligue 1 English @Ligue1_ENG]

First Saudi player ever to win the Coupe de France, Saud Abdulhamid 🇸🇦🏆

[Mads @europemaxxed]

European reaction to the "economic output"

[Anas @AnasAlrushaid]

This feels like a parody but it is not 🙃

[Mark Lynch for U.S. Senate @MarkLynchSC]

Under Lindsey Graham’s watch, the famous Christian cathedral Hagia Sophia, was turned over to the Muslims in the year 2020 on behalf of the United Nations. Instead of fighting against the handover of the Hagia Sophia to the Muslims, Lindsey Graham was silent. He didn’t even threaten the United Nations or use any of his political power against Turkey to stop the theft!

Turning the Hagia Sophia into a mosque has been one of the greatest injustices in Christian history. The cathedral belongs to Christians and will be returned, under my watch, to the Christians under the ownership of the Greek Orthodox Church.

The United States imported $17.52 billion worth of goods from Turkey in 2025. As soon as I become South Carolina’s new U.S. Senator, I will introduce legislation that will ban all imports from Turkey until the Hagia Sophia is returned to Christians.

The bill I will introduce will be titled The Return the Hagia Sophia to the Church Act. I will invite all Christian clergy (Orthodox, Catholic, and Protestant) to the U.S. Capitol the day of the bill’s introduction to pressure Congress to pass the bill so that all imports from Turkey (over $17 billion annually) will be banned until ownership of the Hagia Sophia is given to the Greek Orthodox Church.

When I am in the U.S. Senate I will fight to stop the takeover of Christian churches by Islam, especially in the United States.

[Brian Stone @briandstone]

I can’t go out with you tonight, I have to update my toaster.

[علي الكلثمي @kalthami]

لسان معقود .

فهد المطيري| مانع بن شلحاط | سعيد بن مانع

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

[مالك الروقي @alrougui]

العراق هو الدولة الوحيدة في المنطقة التي تعرضت لـقصف من طرفي الحرب

اختلفوا في الحرب واتفقوا على قصفه!

إيران تقصف بغداد وشماله وغربه وشرقه
وإسرائيل تقصف غربه وجنوبه وشرقه

لك الله ياعراق 💔
تبا لمن أوصلك لهذا الحال

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a horrible person.

[Alastair Thomson @FinanceDirCFO]

Still waiting for a real world business case for AI that doesn't involve committing fraud...

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

one sentence history of silicon valley

[ѵιɯ @cherrymistkitty]

سفرة اليابان مع اهداف كل سنه

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Anas @AnasAlrushaid]

@bigmac_00 ارامكو طلعونا الساعه ١٢ اليوم، اتمنى بكرا بعد ما نبي نسوي زحمة للزوار، و اكيد يبون يشوفون موسم الشرقية 👀

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

No CNBC, it’s not device hoarding it’s —MY PHONE STILL WORKS FINE AND I’M NOT GOING TO SPEND $1500 FOR A SLIGHTLY BETTER CAMERA AND AN AI FEATURE THAT I’LL EVENTUALLY DISABLE

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Oooooh he’s maddddd lmao

[Anas @AnasAlrushaid]

Torrent and IPTV are the only reliable things when it comes to entertainment