AnatLeon

40% hair. Runs on coffee, whiskey, cheese.

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Me about to settle into another solid stretch of staring at a computer screen: I need some cheese and music first.

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I see we are doing capris and jorts again. Even fashion is coming up with ways to unexpectedly disappoint.

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@Maxwellzwart haha I was talking work. I should have specified.

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Oh, good. We've entered that time of year where the winter levee breaks and everyone asks me to do stuff at the same time.

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Nearly every day since January 20.

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Logged into Hinge, went through the 30+ likes that were there, found 3 barely worth entertaining, logged back out.
The next person to tell me I have to put more effort in than that is welcome to come peruse the next 30, and see for themselves.

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Jace: Tana, do you like the color blue?
Me: Yeah...
Jace: It's like a purple blue color.
Me: What is?
Jace: Your feet.
😂

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Mom: I'm afraid it's gonna get bent and weird and out of shape...kind of like you.
Me: That is actually the perfect definition of me, honestly.

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Me: Jace, what's one thing you learned at school today?
Jace: Stupid math.

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Loving the “ Here’s what’s really going on…” reposts from some rando nobody that people are sharing to, once again, make themselves feel better about their horrid, democracy-killing voting choices.

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Today in reliving my youth with my brother, his littlest one chucks a ball over my shoulder while I'm innocently drinking a full glass of water and sends it exploding across the whole kitchen.
Me: Noah!
Noah: Wut?

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Primary: Influenza A
Secondary: RSV
Tertiary: Head cold
Quaternary:🖕🖕
I would like it noted I have met my quota for 2025. Thanks.

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I like how still, at 40, my parent’s reaction to me ever saying, “it’s cold in here,” is always, “well, maybe you should put some clothes on.” As if I’m just recklessly wandering in the buff.

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Seriously, has no one put me out of my misery yet? #CoughingDay15

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Well, freedom and prosperity were nice, America.

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Well, I have been coughing my head off since I woke up this morning. Not one single clear breath all day. I hope death comes swiftly. This world sucks, anyway.
Too morbid? Maybe. Kinda true, though? Yes.
#InfluenzaA

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It's actually 4 more years, Phil.

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My mouth spontaneously broke out into song, and Rock Around the Clock poured out word-for-word like someone put a quarter in me. The last time I ever heard that song was probably elementary school, but I can't remember talking points from a meeting I had yesterday.
#ThisIs40

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You know something I have been saying to myself since the day after the election? He's coming for disability first...and I'm not an alarmist. I just know too much about history.