Mayor of Ancapistan

LITbertarianism

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

I'm officially announcing my candidacy for the 2028 presidential election (first year I can run).

Orders of business:

1. Goth girlfriends for all.
2. End the fed.
3. End the rest of the government.

Any questions?

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

@oisyn @GergelyOrosz I agree, having an odd one out in each column *is itself* a pattern, it's the entire third column that doesn't fit the pattern.

[Timeline Earth @timelineearth]

I got mogged Jerry

Mogged??

I lost frame and got mogged.

Well you can't lose frame!

I lost it Jerry...and I got mogged!!

Oh well that's just great

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

@BobMurphyEcon The real question is at what amount from snapping would you be perfectly indifferent?

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

People don’t say “I’m thirsty” anymore they say this

[HoosierJD @Hoosier_JD]

Gm

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

@TexitLiberty5 Also watching the finals! I win $70 if the Pacers win.

[INFOWARS @infowars]

My wife listening to my conspiracy facts in the shower before we head out to dinner with her liberal friends

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

It's me and Tim Cheese against the world.

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

@vanikehuman Same, seems to be having problems loading.

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

@TexitLiberty5

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

@TRHLofficial Not politics related but I don't believe the smiley face killer is a real thing. It's not that unheard of for young, intoxicated men to wander off on their own and fall victim to horrible accidents unfortunately.

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

Tried explaining to my boss what a "chud" is today.

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

I've often said that when I hear about how couples meet it always sounds like some bizarre situation that would never happen to me. Even bars are mostly filled with men or women with their boyfriends/husbands.

It feels like I have a better chance of hitting the powerball. Twice.

[constans @constans]

Wow. It’s bleak out there for some people. What happened to these guys?

[Patriot from the Black Lagoon @PatriotLagoon]

I straight up have no clue where I'm supposed to go and what I'm supposed to do to even put myself into the position to be able to talk with an available woman my age.

[Arón @NorwoodDefeat]

I can’t remember the last time I talked to a girl that wasn’t a coworker or just doing her job

[Mayor of Ancapistan @AncapMayor]

@LindyFren You might have a chupacabra fren

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

every time i say i don’t smoke weed.