ancient_mayans

12/21/2012

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Miss me yet?

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We're still here! Miss us one year later?

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WTF? We gave very specific directions on where the apocalypse was to commence. Is there something about Apple maps we should know?

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We think our work here is done. Humanity is sufficiently fucked up to call it good at this point.

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Only a matter of hours now.

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We would like to remind everyone that the fiscal cliff is scheduled after the 12/21/12 cliff.

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We are looking forward to a big day tomorrow!

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We approve of this breaking development! RT @rcfc: Steffen Felt: Division IA Men's Foil National Champion!

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RT @strbuk: Marshmallow flavored vodka MAY be one of the signs of the Apocalypse. #whatisthisworldcomingto

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We would like to point out that ancient Maya had no mad cows. However, we predicted their appearance just in time.

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We congratulate the Government of India on their recent successful missile test. When it positively has to be in China, we will call you.

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We can now confirm the location of agents 201 and 349 in North Korea. Supervisor 194 to tweet full details soon.

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We salute North Korea on their new rocket program!

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Exciting news: we've just signed on as official rocket parts supplier to North Korea! Go Kim Go!

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Dammit, we wrote that! RT @BorowitzReport BREAKING: 'Jersey Shore' with Pregnant Snooki to Return for 6th Season, Says Book of Revelation

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We support Goldman Sachs! Way to stay the course! #12/21/2012

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We support Goldman Sachs! Way to stay the course! #12/21/2012

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More important than his recent wins is that all Rick Santorum's delegates are committed to him through 12/21/2012 #12212012

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Remember: daylight savings time was our idea! In effect until #12212012. Then...no more daylight.