benney

Ive got a Fibonacci joke that’s better than the last two you heard combined

[benney @AndBenney]

Striving to get back to this mentality

[Carly @Cxrly__]

Mind Jason Cummings tried a panenka, missed & said he only tried it because he had a new barnet and felt like Pirlo? Hahahahahaha unreal

[benney @AndBenney]

@gueroo___ You know the name by chance ?

[benney @AndBenney]

@eltoronero @UpshotTowers Theres too many levels to why your bonkers to even begin to unpack this 😂

That mentality? The one makin ya think goin to a play subpar quality football for a team forking €200m is even close to comparable to BHA breaking their transfer record for £34.2m- hang on to it.🤣

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Cruyff strikes a pact with his star striker: if he scores twice the next day, he can go.

20 minutes into the game, Rom bags his second goal and turns to the bench, pleading to be subbed off.

When Cruyff asks what's up, Romario winks: "Coach, my plane leaves in an hour."

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

After 5 years in Holland with PSV, Barca fork out to bring Rom to the Nou Camp.

And he soon makes an impression - he's sent off for punching Diego Simeone in the face.

In 1994, he begs boss Johan Cruyff to let him go to Brazil for Carnival.

He agrees, on one condition...

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Eric Steele: “I can only remember Sir Alex Ferguson missing two United matches. He missed a Manchester derby in 2000 for his son’s wedding. The other time? To scout the brilliant David de Gea.”

A special player, @D_DeGea ❤️🇪🇸

[benney @AndBenney]

Woah this is lol

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Ligue 1 has dropped out of Europe's top 5 leagues, with France losing its place to the Netherlands in UEFA's ranking at the start of this season 📉

The calculation is determined by the sum of each country's European performance over the last 5 years 🤓

[benney @AndBenney]

Brandon williams get hacked or is the dude actually illiterate

[benney @AndBenney]

Davies no 😭

[benney @AndBenney]

Still insanity to me 2 days later

[benney @AndBenney]

@DJDRAMA why Free Game off spotify???

[benney @AndBenney]

Outrage!!!!!

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Why is Walmart selling sex toys?

[benney @AndBenney]

@Snapchat put an unwanted ad for Snapchat + at the top of my feed one more time

Do it.

Seriously. Make my fucking day

[benney @AndBenney]

I hate this world

[E @ElijahSchaffer]

Bullet proof safe rooms in schools. WTF

[benney @AndBenney]

Absolute perfection. The “yeah” at the end sent me

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

hugh grant wants no part of this dumb shit

[benney @AndBenney]

Wait

Am i a SL fan low key

[benney @AndBenney]

@SteviestStevie @StoolFootball Ill ask you the same thing i got asked - have you heard the recording?

[benney @AndBenney]

Bruh this aint gonna work in europe lol https://t.co/8Sre1hixuP

[george @StokeyyG2]

Forest 🌳: ‘CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT.’

Man City 🔵 : ‘CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOU WERENT EVEN BORN.’

Forest 🌳: ‘CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU WON’T BE ALIVE’ 😭😭😭

This is why we love football…