Harley👽🏳️‍🌈

they/them | ingredients: carrots

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

being an adult means seriously considering buying an apple and cheese tray just for myself 🍏🧀

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

@word_shaker it's a tie between Lay All Your Love On Me and Take A Chance On Me

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

Be so good to everyone you love https://t.co/xY1WivU8Yi

[Variety @Variety]

Scott Hutchison, frontman of Scottish band Frightened Rabbit, has been found dead https://t.co/viwjHaM6pw

[mandiby @gibastosp]

#Brooklyn99

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

@word_shaker it's Surge's orange cousin and i love it

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

Rihanna in menswear https://t.co/dG2ekc50Zj

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

this amount of power... https://t.co/hvYnojzjXo

[adriana @collectcaIls]

y’all..... #MetGala

[Houston Astros @astros]

Happy birthday to the MVP, the Hit King, the 🐐 @JoseAltuve27! 🎉🎉🎉

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

I'm so elated at this article and I wish her the best on her journey 💛🏳️‍🌈

https://t.co/KAXdQHwsC2

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

i hope bill cosby rots in jail https://t.co/KYrLdhWY7F

[NPR @NPR]

Breaking: Bill Cosby has been found guilty on all three charges of aggravated indecent assault against Andrea Constand, member station @WHYYNews reports. https://t.co/8exRgWhCNE

[Houston Astros @astros]

That homer went a looooong way. 💪 @JoseAltuve27 https://t.co/AfJaBsXTH2

[Houston Astros @astros]

ALTUVE! HOMER NO. 1! https://t.co/OHYqDpf2YU

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

@SMartillo34 time to burn down the apartment

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

SUPERTRAMP: take a look at my girlfriend

ME: can do

SUPERTRAMP: don’t you look at my girlfriend!!!

ME: what’s happening

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

i have a hundred bees in my chest #buzz 🐝

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

also, when walking out of the theatre, someone's phone rang on loud and i had an immediate fear response. #AQuietPlace

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

just saw @quietplacemovie. incredible film all around, from acting to sound design. cant fit it all into one tweet, but go see it. @johnkrasinski knocked it outta the park.

[Harley👽🏳️‍🌈 @AndHarles]

@spicyketchup42 he lied so much he couldn't face the truth