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@hvntxr @Slauslau66 @_drewbishop_ @bokamotoESPN @USMAN84kg I predict Masvidal gets next title fight. And I predict the UFC will pay Usman big to take a brief detour fight before getting his belt back.

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@hvntxr @Slauslau66 @_drewbishop_ @bokamotoESPN @USMAN84kg Make no mistake: the UFC is booking Masvidal/Edwards next in London.

Fans can cry all they want about who “deserves” what, but this is the fight to make for maximum promotional value and profit. (And Leon wants it, not just for $$$ but because its his “easiest” title defense.)

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@VisBitchy @gkarwasright @C_Gullible_Esq @420AttyChicago @plushpikachu I know it is hard. My good friend has been doing it since he clerked for the PD, and I don’t envy the shit he has to put up with. (And not just from lying-ass cops, the “clients” themselves are difficult AF.)

I’m sorry to be such a dick. That was unwarranted.

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@VisBitchy @gkarwasright @C_Gullible_Esq @420AttyChicago @plushpikachu Yes, that’s my point. The only people in my law school that couldn’t read ended up at the bottom of our class and all became public defenders.

Enjoy spending your prime years in jails and making lawyer-wage minimum.

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@TransitFossil @Mastereddemise @nytimes This Is true. I taser cops all the time, and they all say “thank you sir, may I I have another?”

They do this because I’m white.

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@VisBitchy @gkarwasright @C_Gullible_Esq @420AttyChicago @plushpikachu You’re a public defender.

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This is pretty obviously photoshopped since I don’t see any sputtering homeless crazies doing meth or taking shits anywhere on that sphere.

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@VisBitchy @gkarwasright @C_Gullible_Esq @420AttyChicago @plushpikachu Well that comment is traumatizing to me, since I myself have been victimized by many bad arguments in the past…Can you not say things like that anymore? It’s better for me to avoid than discuss. Please and thank you.

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@UFC_Obsessed @krafty747 Ah. Then I guess this is MY bad. 😛 sorry,

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@UFC_Obsessed @krafty747 Ok, whatevs…. it seemed like this guy was agreeing with you that some fans suck and you wheeled around and criticized him for basically saying what you did, just in fewer words.

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@UFC_Obsessed @krafty747 Like…you?

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@SheidaShark @briebriejoy @redsteeze https://t.co/hzHh6Z8X7J

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@RuizBlasco1 @PatriotJoseph1 @SoCalObserver @TimRunsHisMouth And when I run for office as a Democrat I can rely on the votes of immigrants —and all I have to do is promise them free healthcare and welfare benefits that I don’t even have to pay for! Isn’t it great? I can pass the costs onto my fellow (poor and middle-class) citizens!

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@RuizBlasco1 @PatriotJoseph1 @SoCalObserver @TimRunsHisMouth My kids go to private schools so they don’t have to attend schools that are being strained to the max by students who don’t speak English.

We live in gated communities so we don’t have to deal with all the crime and drugs in poorer neighborhoods where lots of immigrants live.

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@briebriejoy @redsteeze Lol, she basically just said (without a hint of analogical comprehension): “sounds like the people with masters’ degrees — “the rich” in her own example — should pay for them with their own money.”

Amazing.

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@redsteeze @briebriejoy When the Democrats send people to argue their insane policy agenda, they’re not sending their best.

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@MMAThanos Deal.

Leon is a dork.

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@PatriotJoseph1 @RuizBlasco1 @SoCalObserver @TimRunsHisMouth This mf thinks immigrants don’t cause crime or cause strain on scarce public resource.

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@KJasker @NarczewskiRoss @greg_price11 @MarkHamill But as this very principled and moral individual stated above, it’s OK for him to lie because he’s probably a better person than the guy pointing out the lie.