Dark'N Stormy

It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

-Homer Simpson

[Dark'N Stormy @AndThenThereWaz]

Legends never die...

[Susan 🦅 @eagles2o24]

Talk to me when your qb has a picture like this 🦅

[Nostalgic Gamer @16bitnostalgia]

In honour of Sam Neill

Just in case you never saw the ending to Jurassic Park…

[Dark'N Stormy @AndThenThereWaz]

@thenewarea51 I would've like to have seen Montana

[Dark'N Stormy @AndThenThereWaz]

@MLFootball @wufosports @denbron77 @PanthersAnalyst @nyjetsfansonly @NyjMike @KingOfPhinland @REFLOG18 @TitanOilers @vikesinsider @TheRealCruzOx Troy Aikman and Joe Montana

[GH HILL @GHHILL1911]

I don't know who wrote this originally:

A future soldier time travels into a gun store:
"I need a rifle to kill aliens that are mostly bullet proof."
Ok, you're probably going to want a larger caliber, probably .308, or for armor the added velocity of 6.5 Creed might...
"No, we only have 5.56."
Ok, no problem. You're going to at least want a longer barrel to keep as much velocity as you can.
"I was thinking like, 7 inches."
Ah, ok. If portability is a big concern you're probably going to want a super compact PDW style stock.
"I need the longest, heaviest stock you can find."
...Ok. Lets talk optics then, a 7" 5.56 is gonna be pretty limited on range so a simple red dot...
"I need magnification."
Oh, are these aliens hard to identify?
"They're gigantic."
Oh.
"I tell you what, go ahead and put a red dot at a 45. They look sick."
Will you ever use it?
"I will not."
....so, aliens huh? That sounds rough.
"They have incredibly heightened senses. They can smell blood from a mile away."
OH. Well, now the shorter barrel makes a little more sense. You're making room for a big suppressor.
"A what?"
A silencer. Especially if you're going to be shooting these in close proximity to other people, the concussive forces will be...
"No thanks. We'll probably shoot a dozen of these full auto in a concrete stairwell."
That's...I think you're making my point.
"We'll also be fighting in dimly lit areas."
You'll want a super bright weapon mounted light.
"No I said they'll be dimly lit. What's your dimmest light?"
How is this war going for you?
"We're losing terribly."

[Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @OOCCouchGags]

Happy 4th of July

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Dianna Russini seeing this.

[ᴅᴇᴡ @Remnantize]

160th SOAR

[Dark'N Stormy @AndThenThereWaz]

@Diablocraf66249

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Louder for the hotels in the back.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell hearing the Senate might pass a bill to feed hungry children.

[Caleb @CalebSol]

Me riding to zero instead of panic selling for a loss

[Dark'N Stormy @AndThenThereWaz]

@KitchenRecipes_ This is 16.95 at Gelsons.

[Dark'N Stormy @AndThenThereWaz]

@titMcGrit2 We're ready. Time for a Spawn re-make.

[Tiffany Paige @TChocolatePage]

#flyeaglesfly

[Dark'N Stormy @AndThenThereWaz]

@StarWarsDaily_

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Alright! It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-litre bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape.

Let's rock!

#Futurama

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

tf that got to do with me?!

[Dark'N Stormy @AndThenThereWaz]

@DiBonaNFL