💛 Banana Laffy Taffy 💛

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[mareeijuana 🍃 @somewhere_faded]

We need to start suing these dentists office for malpractice. It’s very hard to get around that lawsuit..

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[J. Dior 🇭🇹 @TherealJDiorr]

You try to support small businesses and a peanut butter & jelly sandwich $32

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

To be extremely fair, the DARE program worked on me. I’m terrified of all drugs lmfaoooo

[Double Bubble @tee_danja]

Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem

[Riley Freeman @TrillaryBlinton]

If you’re a wedding venue, you should already know that one of the spouses dying is an unforeseeable event that would render the contract useless. Just blood thirsty, greedy losers

[Toni Pajamas 🪩 @sunnyliyah]

Fallin out

[Nia 🌸 @Niawins_]

these kids got more PTO days at school than i do at work😂

[Sylvia⋆𝜗𝜚 @sylaxoo]

Not sure how I ended up on French protest twitter but I support them

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

state troopers about to be like

[💛 Banana Laffy Taffy 💛 @AndYouAree_]

@agape_beautiful 🤣 I’m done . Not Raven

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Muhfuckas can’t drive on the ground, definitely don’t need no damn flying cars.

[The sky was all purple 💜 @IAmTheMagnific]

"When we were together I made a lot of mistakes. But I never meant to hurt you."

[Oona⋆｡ ﾟ☁️ ☾ ﾟ｡ ⋆ @LEWDARIUM]

@dieworkwear how would that even poke him if he wasn't insanely close to her 😭

[🖤 @tiredwerld]

@ppppp1245688 this is why some of them think it makes sense to say a ring is more of a commitment than a baby 😭

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

See, this is y'all's problem. Y'all just don't take family planning seriously. Having a child with someone isn't treated like a lifelong commitment.

[gaut @0xgaut]

car insurance companies watching the roadster demo

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

You absolutely can???😭

[Itty Bitty 🩷🇵🇦 @_PetiteTing]

Tee Tee was one of my favorite characters man 😂😂😂. He was so needed!

[nat. @springreturns]

u literally couldn’t speak negatively of whitley around me after i watched this episode