Ivana Andreani

#SofiesRoommate

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

@keybank I’ve been on hold for more than 4.5 hours in the past day and your phone system either goes silent an hour in or hangs up on me. PLEASE tell me how I’m supposed to successfully get in touch, this is beyond ridiculous.

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

I dare one, just one, #bachelor contestant to not be a social media influencer after getting bumped off the show. Do it, you won’t.

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

Love Island is my longest relationship in the past 2 years.

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

@lizzo hey girl. I got scammed buying tickets to your show tomorrow night. YES, I should have bought them the right way, but I was hoping humanity would be on my side this time. But NOPE. Can you help a girl out?⚡️⚡️

[Norman N. @oldmansearch]

why do blind people smile?

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

@ajua_monterrey @NYDailyNews Where is this bar?!

[Tiquet Wan @TiquetWan]

Red woman helped Arya Stark redefine her list

#BattleOfWinterfell #GameOfThrones

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

Can I give my parents a vision board for as my Christmas list?

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

Just got my @gothamcomedy Ticket and saved $ doing it. Get yours https://t.co/jzDKOHPs5c

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

Typical Mom.

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

I feel like we can replace weather small talk with people we sincerely don’t care about with dog small talk.

“Have you seen all those Frenchies outside?”
“They’re expecting a lot of dachshunds on the streets next year.”
“Can I have your dog?”

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

I’m still a little scared when anyone uses my full name in texts. I’m not used to anyone calling me by my first name ever.

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

@dumbpeopletown You're so welcome: https://t.co/8EmuTCvHw4

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

I just entered the Book of Mormon lottery to win $50 tickets! https://t.co/ffQreAZtBT via @Lucky_Seat

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

Me in front of bois: slowly peels string cheese strings.
Me in by mahself: eats the string cheese whole.

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

My favorite kind of Uber drivers are the ones who pretend I don’t exist.

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

I entered the #rtcConways at @RTC_NYC Lottery for $19.19 tickets on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/7mHkHbqBv9

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

How I feel 90% of the time. @tasteofstreep

[Ivana Andreani @And_Ivana]

How I feel when someone tells me I look decent.