"Have you talked to your friend (name) recently?"
"Yes, all the time."
"How's he doing with (noteworthy life events)?"
"I don't know, we mostly send each other racist memes."
🇯🇵😂 The most Japanese celebration ever
After Japan’s 2–2 draw against the Netherlands, fans rushed onto Tokyo’s famous Shibuya Crossing to celebrate.
For exactly 40 seconds.
Why? Because the pedestrian light was green.
As soon as it turned red, everyone stopped celebrating and obediently moved back to the sidewalks.
Even in the middle of a spontaneous football celebration, the Japanese still refused to break traffic rules.
Yo camino a recursos humanos con mi equipo de trabajo (una señora de 56 años soltera, un señor divorciado con 2 hijos y el becario de 18 años que no le pagan) cuando de mediodía y todavía no manden el correo de que el jueves será feriado por la inauguración
Ya me estoy creyendo que si podemos llegar a semifinales del mundial, ya soy parte de la esquizofrenia colectiva que se está apoderando de todo el país