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Can't say too much right now, but the boys in the lab have been cooking up some great stuff. They tell me in about three weeks they'll have a new slur to show off.
I want to buy a fake geiger counter that only goes off when you want it to, and as a party trick I wave it around the room, and it stays silent. Then I hold it up to my balls and it goes CRAZY.
I think the most unrealistic thing about Jumper (2008) is that the main character can teleport to anywhere in the world at a whim but still chooses to live in New York City.
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars"
"Yeah dude, it happened again. Yeah, Pacific Ocean. I can't afford another rocket dude, have you seen these fuel prices? They are exploding people in Ira-"
Two sentence horror story:
I installed the furry mod for Cyberpunk 2077.
When I hit the randomize button, Sonichu appeared to me and explained to me about the techno-necromancers from alpha centauri.