@andech.bsky.social

Composer, Editor, Artist.
Aspiring meme. | 29

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Need a video editor? I'm available! Just DM me and we can talk about it! Don't need a video editor and just want to help me anyway? Please consider supporting me via ko-fi (link in reply)

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@RubberNinja I do have to ask, is the armor in any way inspired by the HEV suit from Half-Life?

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@egoraptor Meesa feeling a certain way... meesa kinda... erm... sorry brb

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So uh... has anyone pointed out to @YouTube their dogshit features that pisses everyone off or am I gonna have to be the one to bring that up? 😬

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You see, they put an explosive in my brain, and if I thi

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@Cuyoya @jacksfilms I had a joke response to this so rancid I had to stand up just to sit down again.

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Struck? I dunno man

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Sorry, I got drone striked by Obama. Didn't know that still happened, but I'm good I guess

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Can't say too much right now, but the boys in the lab have been cooking up some great stuff. They tell me in about three weeks they'll have a new slur to show off.

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I didn't do the math, but I did do the calculations.

They said you should fucking explode, sorry.

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Hey man, I just want to say... the new slur they made just for you... I personally think it's kinda cool

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@jacksfilms Hey asshole, stop... uh whoa, I didn't realize... um *gulp* maybe we should hang out sometime

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Remember when the Planters Peanut died and was reborn?

He grew up to be the Burnt Peanut.

Life is hell.

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I want to buy a fake geiger counter that only goes off when you want it to, and as a party trick I wave it around the room, and it stays silent. Then I hold it up to my balls and it goes CRAZY.

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@GooseworxMusic I'm more of a "fight the sun" kinda guy. That orb fucker needs to go.

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I hold that one of the greatest threats is "I'm going to put you in Star Wars"

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Hello Kitty - beloved brand, associated with cuteness

Hello Kitten - YUCKY!!

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@jacksfilms my big round tummy hurts 🫃
#YIAYflag

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I think the most unrealistic thing about Jumper (2008) is that the main character can teleport to anywhere in the world at a whim but still chooses to live in New York City.

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"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars"

"Yeah dude, it happened again. Yeah, Pacific Ocean. I can't afford another rocket dude, have you seen these fuel prices? They are exploding people in Ira-"

[Tony Dunn @tony873004]

Artemis II is scheduled to launch on Wednesday evening.

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Two sentence horror story:
I installed the furry mod for Cyberpunk 2077.
When I hit the randomize button, Sonichu appeared to me and explained to me about the techno-necromancers from alpha centauri.