Kingsley Andersen

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@PaulSzoldra Wasn’t Comitatus a Roman general?

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@ladytinab Once she slipped unconscious, Mom went two weeks without food or water. She was a fearsome woman.
You are strong to have walked that road alone.

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@rachelle_sierra Have none been worthy?

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@BrownChick3296 Yeah they did.

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What’s frightening: 70% of the population is 230 million; if 3% of those infected die, that’s nearly 7 million people.

We had months to prepare. That time was wasted by a fool that some of you voted for claiming that this was a liberal hoax.

I hope you #remembertheresponse

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Beginning of national emergency declaration: “Welcome to the beautiful Rose Garden
on this beautiful day
thank you all for coming we are here to talk about the
corona

vir-
uhh
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Fucking drunk Elvis right out the gate.

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What was being yelled as Booker opened?

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@Jacopo_della_Q Any of these mothers hocks a loogie and I’m toast

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Where was OJ for that NFL commercial?

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That’s about four

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I thought it was karma, but it was merely Slutsky-Yule.

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@c0cainec0wgrl 20222222222

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@c0cainec0wgrl Oh, you became a professional heartbreaker?

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@c0cainec0wgrl QUIT

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@fiona_ritchie Hi, some years ago you narrated an animated short on the chase of Taliesin: do you recall the name of it?

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That’s a first: broke up a school brawl in a Batman costume.

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Less Fortnite, more foresight.

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Your tee shirt says Crunch Gym but your body says Captain Crunch.

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That ending though.

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I take that back: Flake surprises.