Jack Ass

shoutout to Christina Applegate

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I thought I was on another level last night but I was just being drunk and fruity

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I want to find someone who will respect my need to put myself first while also putting themselves first. Hopefully we will find common ground; ideally we will live on common ground.

[🝫 ✹ ᴰʳᵉᵃᵐ ᴶᵒᵘʳⁿᵃˡⁱˢᵗ @mike_boreas]

Sniffer Dog, Simon Drew. 1981.

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Just don’t forget that Skipper got a touchdown today

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If you play harmonics on a guitar you’re gay

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I fell asleep watching ghost adventures highlights and woke up with a boner that wouldn’t go away (I think my penis was haunted)

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Plank Hold video of the day:

same as it ever was

https://t.co/U1zlkAgS4y

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@SawzyTyler1984 I did not read the Kwanzaaclause

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Do Jewish people have a holiday character like Christians? Where tf Hanuklause at

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I’ve doubled the amount of sex I’ve had every year for the past twenty six years with this simple trick

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

“Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days”

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Don’t ask me to pick you up from the airport because I WILL pull up blasting Trinidad by Geese

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LL Cool Jay ZZ Top

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@berseirk Convinced to go back and play the first two now because of this

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The guy I called at the bank cares more about my tattoo than my gym crush

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It is way too early in the day to be drunk enough to tell me work group chat that I wanna eat their ass

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McDonald’s breakfast got my penis going crazy

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Ofc the one day im off this week is protest shutdown day

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Love it when my tinnitus matches the key of the song I’m blasting