Andi Marcus

Entrepreneur, funny girl, chef, polyglot and purveyor of all things tasty & chic. Also a writer, law nerd, Dragons' Den alum and worldly former expatriate.

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In #nashville for a few more days. You’ve got to love TN (not). Weed and abortion are illegal but sure, buy and carry a loaded gun around without a permit! Also smells like pee everywhere. @visitmusiccity @WSMV #murica #Tennessee

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Hey @Apple @AppleSupport…how about NOT “apostrephizing” plurals in your pre-emptive text setting(s)?! You might also consider doing the same for were and we’re.

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@Acyn @gtconway3d Watching from Canada with great comedic delight. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@PastorAlexLove Well...I hate to burst your big fat scamming bubble...but this is what's known as REFRACTION and is 100% science-oriented. It's not unlike what occurs when rainbows are formed (another non-Jesus related phenomenon).

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@Corey_Feldman @TheAcademy Sure you didn't lol....oh Corey...anything for attention.

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@ReturnofR The one that never plays.

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@FrankMikeDavis1 Herpes, free-pours at happy hour, mass shootings and Red Tide.

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@LiberalResist No surprise his ass is clenched lol.

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@StarRicky12 @krassenstein TOTALLY AGREE. We have watched his egregious behaviour and policies from the sidelines in Canada and I can only say that any physical injuries he may have sustained PALE in comparison to the emotional torture he has placed upon minorities, women and his co-workers for years.

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@TheRickWilson OMG lol...look at @GovRonDeSantis 's feet! He is supinating in a pair of cowboy boots. It does NOT get any more "funny Republican" than that! Hillarious! Thanks Rick!

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@NathanDahm thinks that Drag Queens are morally dangerous but has NO problem with the sexualization of pageant toddlers. It's ok to kill kids with guns and dress them up like harlots for prize money but keep them away from story-time with Queens! Disgusting.

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@CalltoActivism A week's worth of colonoscopies.

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@PastorAlexLove Pretty much the only way you would get me into a church called the Forgiving Eagle IS to lace the communion wafers with LSD!

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@CollinRugg Looks like a Parkinson's walk to me.

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@MysterySolvent Possibly forgotten lube.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy LOL...you didn't mind excessive spending when it came to flying the former nit wit in office to his lavish Florida estate every winter weekend for four years...what's the issue now?

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@JoJoFromJerz I choose a photo.

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@CalltoActivism I'll take stupid and unattractive in and out for $2,000.00 Alex.

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@RepMTG What's it like waking up every day looking for something to bitch and complain about? The last thing Zelensky should be doing while he's under attack is putting on a suit. Get real...even though I know that's an unachievable goal for a moron like you.

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@FrankMikeDavis1 Education

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@MysterySolvent KaynKalz