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Ah dang it's 4:21. #missedopportunities

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Take your stapler with you. You never know when you'll need to semi permanently attach a piece of paper to another piece of paper. #staplerstakes

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I bet all of Einstein's teeth were wisdom teeth.

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I've never gotten close enough to a moth to smell it's balls. #imbackbitches

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We can get fit-shaced. #Drunklexia

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No one has the hashtags that Matt has #MattsTags

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Grapefruit is the devil's doing. #SidesForSatan

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Hindsight's 20/20, which means if your butt could see it'd see perfectly. #OnlyHaveEyesForPoo

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It's not so much that goats are there, because they're not. #GhostGoats

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Hey what are you listening to?
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Must be good.
#SilenceOfTheJams

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What the heck chicken neck? #PoultryProbs

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How many buttholes do British people have? #OverseasOrifices

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We don't live in Utah, but U TALL #MattTheMonogamist

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Tasha's toenails are 3D #HeadAndShouldersKneesAndToesAndToesAndToes

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#NACURH sounds like somebody from a Star Wars movie. #CelestialConference

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Apple fritter's got fruit in it so it's good for you #FatFreeFriday

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I'm not a designer but I can print like a sumbitch #PeoplePersonPaperPeople

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So you were literally full of shit! #AtCrapacity

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You made maple syrup? What are you, a tree? #MolassesMaker

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I mean the way people choke hasn't changed, has it? #AgelessAsphyxiation