Andie Neff

// Woofer+Tweeter Sound // Resistance Revival Chorus // just your average audio witch🔮🎧✨

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Somewhere there is a compilation video of me titled “Girl slams whole body against emergency exit door in subway station, door stays closed”

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That which frat bros find utterly irresistible:

@NYTBFANGRAMS

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Just a reminder that we’re still here, 4 years later.

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Yoko❤️ https://t.co/7yhVtjlUG6

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Side note: can you hear this picture?

(Losing Robin Williams felt like losing a favorite uncle, and I’m still heartbroken by it.)

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Hello I haven’t touched Twitter in a year almost exactly but I am back back, like hello hello I am here. (It’s still a stressful stream of stimulus)

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My response: “Hello sir, I am an engineer, and I will strangle you with this XLR cable if you say one more word to me. Good day.”

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When dudes find out u work in music: “So u sing? Will u sing on my track? How about my friend’s track too? What’s ur name again? I’ll DM u😘”

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TBH blond dudes with blond eyebrows give me heebie jeebies, is that ignorant?

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This man is attempting to seduce me with ~homemade cultured butter~ and it is 👏🏻WORKING 👏🏻

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When MTA employees are late to work, do they blame the trains?🤔

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2018: the year I paused b4 using the word “tasty” in a professional email, and actually deleted it like an ADULT.
(talkin tasty reverb obvi)

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....difficult because this is also me: (is it *really* my fault that I have all the answers?)

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Trying not to control a group project like: #cool #calm #collected

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Me at work today:

(I just want to be baking pies and drinking wine and not wearing pants.)

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@meeshkakim I am nothing if not 👏🏻always👏🏻 #onbrand.🙃

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I was having a fine day until I saw an unwarranted ex on the street.

the exact face I gave him: whoops sorrry you're a total piece of shit

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I intend to spend today listening to Weezer and pretending I'm happy.

(Lol jk I'm gonna be at work until the sun is down)

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I usually gauge my depression by how much Bjork I'm listening to, and tbh I'm starting to feeI like that TV she took apart that one time.

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Just found out Nick Jonas was in house at work today & I missed him by an hour.....I'm not crying, you're crying, it's fine, we're fine.

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At what point in my adult life do I stop being disappointed by men?